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Donald Trump is bad. Donald Trump is racist and stupid and piggish and thuggish and rude and sexist and disgusting and, according to certain...

Do you, like all sentient beings on the planet, have a violently strong distaste for presidential candidate Donald J. Trump (nee Drumpf)? Of course...

Hooray, that dumb holiday where we eat 300 pounds of food and say we're "thankful" for "things" is over, and now we can go...

Good Saturday morning, Wonkers! You are so much fatter than last time we saw you, but that's OK, we are too. We hope your...

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Oh hello, Wonkers, how are YOUR family jewels hanging right now? You are probably thinking "Uh, Wonket, BUY A CALENDAR, MORAN," because the Top...

Stop the newsreels, for it's time to sing a lustful, off-key rendition of the Marilyn Monroe birthday song, not to the president of the...

Wonkeros and Wonkerinas, we have heard your cries for things like "women's Kitten With a Whip" T-shirts, and since Friend of Wonkette "L.L." asked...

Oh HI, Wonkers, it is Sunday! You are probably hungover and stuff, but it's time for us to count down the top ten posts of...

Hey Wonkerinos, it's Sunday where we live! Is it Sunday were you live, or do you live in space or something? Don't care, if...

Oh look, another weekend almost come and gone. But it's still Sunday afternoon, which means we can still day drink or sleep all day...

Oh hello, Wonkers, and how is your holiday weekend going? Are you ZZZZZZZing like we are, or are you playing croquet with the king...

Hey Wonkers, how is your Sunday? Just kidding, don't care, let's talk about ourselves. So last week there was, yet again, horrible, unspeakable tragedy,...

Hey Wonkers! We had a big week! Did YOU have a big week in your job? Just kidding, this post is not about you. Did...

Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and it is also August, which means the news is WEIRD and all the journalists who write the important stories...

Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and we hope this post finds you fat and brunched up! We had quite a week, what with the...

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