What time is it? It's time to PAY THE PIPER, by which we mean 'me.'
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Feed the baby.
SO MANY TOP STORIES! TEN OF THEM, TO BE PRECISE!
COME AND GET YOUR YELLING-AT! Don't forget your wallet!
Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...
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Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)
We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.
2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.
In reply to a reader query, we try to explain what we do here.
This Wonkette classic was not originally a Thanksgiving recipe, but now America says it's OK to eat mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, hooray! We will be making this for OUR family, and you should too. Baking macaroni and cheese on...
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Wonkette All About Ethics In Gaming Journalism, A Review Of Our Own Elections Of US America – The Card Game
The damn card games are FINALLY here! Check out this bitchen' review we did of our own game, which is totally legit. Le-what? Le-git!