Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...
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Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)
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2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.
In reply to a reader query, we try to explain what we do here.
This Wonkette classic was not originally a Thanksgiving recipe, but now America says it's OK to eat mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, hooray! We will be making this for OUR family, and you should too. Baking macaroni and cheese on...
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Wonkette All About Ethics In Gaming Journalism, A Review Of Our Own Elections Of US America – The Card Game
The damn card games are FINALLY here! Check out this bitchen' review we did of our own game, which is totally legit. Le-what? Le-git!
Guess this is just what happens when you allow the world to be ruled by Obama's Army of Beyoncés. :(
Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or there's a fucking poll that sounds like it was written by Steven Crowder (it probably...
We guess they could have, but they probably didn't.
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