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Wonkers! There you are, just trying to read your dick jokes in peace, and some fucking thing keeps looping and crashing your browser. Or...

We guess they could have, but they probably didn't.

How long has it been since you examined your box? Do you like to examine it in the morning, when the sunlight hits it...

It is getting hard to remember all the places Wonkette is world famous. Rachel Maddow wants to gay marry us and we haven't set...

What up my Wonkers? Oh my goodness, can you believe people are about to actually start VOTING in this primary, which has already been...

Do you have $2,499,000 lying around, perhaps under your mattress or maybe in your Amazon dot com gift card account? Would you like to put...

Oh hi, do you know me? I am one of your Wonkettes, and I am the most famous person in the universe. I am...

Jesus, but this story was an effing mess. Watching the major networks (primarily Fox, MSNBC, and CNN, although at one point we flipped to CBSNews...

People have gone home. Our memories of a fine dinner with people we care about linger, while the evidence has been scooped into plastic...

In this latest edition of Tyin’ On Ur Food Bag, we can fry day-old mashed potatoes and have some potato pancakes. No one’s doctor...

Is your Chanukah gelt burning a hole in your pocket (AND POOR JESUS'S PALMS???)? Do you feel the burning itch to share your Christmas...

This Wonkette classic was not originally a Thanksgiving recipe, but now America says it's OK to eat mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, hooray! We...

Do you love yr Wonkette? Do you HATE all of our ads? Are you looking to atone for stealing from the WonkBabby's College Fund...

Hello, Gawker sirs, don't mind us, we're just a couple of country mice over here in the corner eating this tiny crust of bread....

It is not often, or ever, that we are obligated to perform the public service of raising your spirits on a Monday. But alas and sigh...

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