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New York Magazine did a profile of Glenn Greenwald. It is a very bad profile.
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It's mac and cheese, for grown up adults. No, that doesn't mean booze. (It could mean booze.)
Alex Jones: The Churches Are Doing Cocaine Hookers In Helicopters, So Give All Your Money To Wonkette!
Even a trucker-speed salesman with anger issues and psychosis is right twice a decade!
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Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...
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Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)