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Donald Trump, he's this guy. Has "special people" and "enemies." His "special people" is anyone who will give him $200,000. His "enemies" are ... the entire Free Press of the United States and the World, minus Fox & Friends,...
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Remember when we had 'elections'? Oh, those were the days! (Also too, it's your OPEN THREAD!)
We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.
2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.
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This Wonkette classic was not originally a Thanksgiving recipe, but now America says it's OK to eat mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, hooray! We will be making this for OUR family, and you should too. Baking macaroni and cheese on...
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