Tag: wonk’d

VIDEO: Aimless Chris Dodd Disappears Into New York Night

Your editor was fiddling with his phone outside Madison Square Garden on his way to see a depressing Georgetown basket-ball loss last night when he came across a confused, aimless, voter-hated Chris Dodd. Dodd appeared to be holding some...

Terrorist Robert Gibbs Destroys Child’s LEGO Creation

Today is a rather slow news day. Sure, we could post about Chris Christie and Mike Bloomberg not personally plowing snow out of people's streets. There's always a Palin thing. Today: The people of Alaska officially hate her, and...

BREAKING: Is Chuck Schumer A Hipster? (No, No He Is Not)

No, your eyes do not deceive you: That is in fact a tiny cell phone picture of some nice lady giving Chuck Schumer a "purple nurple." Would it surprise you to find out that this lady is a...

Mike Huckabee Finally Located In Airport Line

Wonkette operative "Lydia" send this multimedia message from her cell phone: "I'm in line @ security & noticed this guy from the politics." So *that's* what happened to Mike Huckabee. We thought he died of shame after losing the CPAC...

Tom Friedman Sees Metro As Metaphor For …

We guess New York Times op-ed satirist Thomas Friedman went so broke with the collapse of his wife's shopping-center fortune that now he's forced to ride the Metro like a common poor person who doesn't even understand how playing...

Staycation: Famous For DC People Remain In DC, Even In July!

So we did a midsummer slow news day's Wonk'd yesterday and what do you know, another billion Wonk'd sightings arrived in out Tips Box this morning. It's like you people can be easily manipulated by suggestion. "Here are some...

George W. Bush Spotted From Shadows, At Baseball Game

Wonkette operative "Miriam H." sends us this historic photo of our nation's greatest president, George W. Bush, at a Texas baseball game today, where he threw out the first pitch. He is looking east at Mecca because it is...

Cut-Nut’s On The Lam!

Wonkette clutch operative "Mark" writes, "I saw Ashley Todd in a Barnes & Noble in Pittsburgh. Her wounds have healed, though she looked a little nervous. She was just drinking a coffee and reading a magazine. I would call...

Obama Spotted Being A Jerk In D.C., Today!

Wonkette Bitter operative "Carl" brings us a very important EMERGENCY WONK'D today, in which he spots Barack Obama at Eliot Spitzer's hooker hotel in Washington D.C. Barry, of course, is in town today to vote in favor of the...

Andrew Sullivan Blogs From Subway

Endless Simmer blogger "gansie" sent us this startling image of beloved D.C. pundit Andrew Sullivan blogging at a Subway sandwich shop. Really! (Unless this is the strangest use of Photoshop in History.) The shocking report: "Tuesday 4/29 -- 6:30...