It's not like Trump was going to appoint a union rep to be Labor secretary anyway.
So we know all true patriots love the Vets, and the Troops. But the folks at Dead Breitbart's House of Free-Floating White Male Rage aren't quite sure what to do with a remarkably anodyne rewrite of a CBS News...
Harry Reid may be leaving his seat, but he won't stand for this crap.
Turns out Donald Trump has always respected women bigly, except when they needed to be bitches.
Here's a couple of gimmes.
Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.
They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.
In which our deleted commenters treat a comedy sketch like the Zapruder film. We can hardly wait for the Dinesh D'Souza feature-length documentary on Picklegate.
After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.
The Marine Corps will drop the term "man" from a number of job titles. Quite a few manly Marines have gotten surprisingly emotional over this.
A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.
Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you!
Donald Trump's new consigliere Paul Manafort guarantees there's no way Trump would consider a woman or a minority for vice president, because he only wants qualified people and doesn't pander to anyone but white males.