Tag: womyn

South Dakota Helpfully Informs Ladies: You Can Always Quit Your Job If You’re Preggers!

Rejoice, South Dakota businesses! The state legislature has freed you from the threat of womb-tyranny.
Cease thy prating, o termagant woman!

Elders Huckabee And Graham Look With Pleasure Upon The Silencing Of Goody Warren

Yeah, we know the style's inconsistent. Prithee, take thy kine elsewhere, man.

Idaho Wingnut Rep Punished For Being Too Awesome, Also Maybe Psycho

Idaho rightwingers are a special kind of crazy.

Jeff Sessions Guesses Pussburgling Really Is Sexual Assault. It’s A Christmas Miracle!

Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions’s Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People…)

Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd
A smirking asshat who loves Trump? Imagine that.

Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Creeping His Gollum Hands All Over That Badass Teen Vogue Writer :/

This Internet thing is not really working out so good.

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

Oh God, Kellyanne Conway Is Never Going Away, Will Lie To And For Trump Forever

Oh great. Kelleyanne Conway will never go away now, ever.
The 'moderate' one

Ohio Gov. John Kasich Signs Terrible Abortion Bill, Vetoes More Draconian Version, Hooray?

Just don't call him 'moderate.' Nope, nope, nope.
Enjoy your Extra Big Ass National 'Right To Work' law

Fast Food Nation: Trump’s Labor Pick, Carl’s Jr. CEO, Will Replace Your Job With Robots, Brawndo

It's not like Trump was going to appoint a union rep to be Labor secretary anyway.

Breitbart Commenter Watch: Is This ‘Ms. Veteran America’ Pageant Terrible Or Merely The Worst?

So we know all true patriots love the Vets, and the Troops. But the folks at Dead Breitbart's House of Free-Floating White Male Rage aren't quite sure what to do with a remarkably anodyne rewrite of a CBS News...
Sit and spin, OK?

Harry Reid Has About Had It With This ‘President-Elect Donald Trump’ Fellow

Harry Reid may be leaving his seat, but he won't stand for this crap.
His active bitch face is no prize either

Donald Trump Wished Condi Rice Were More Of A Bitch, Like Him

Turns out Donald Trump has always respected women bigly, except when they needed to be bitches.
Two great tastes that go great together...

Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won’t Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!

Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
Roy Blunt (r) has kind of a creepy smile

Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.