Tag: women’s health

There's no war on women. Maybe some casualties, but no war.

Texas Defunding Of Planned Parenthood Improving Women’s Health By Killing Them

After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
At least now and then

Sorry, Florida, You Can’t Tell Women To Get Their Lady Bits Checked At The Dentist Anymore

Oh look, another mean federal judge has thrown out ANOTHER dumb state's dumb new law. Seems to be a common theme today!
You're cool with this now, right?

Mary Fallin Personally Aborts All The Little Children In Oklahoma, Will Never Be Trump’s Veep Now :(

Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin is obviously on Jan Brewer's meds, as she very sanely vetoes an abortion ban just because it's 'unconstitutional.'
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Bill O’Reilly: Let’s Partial-Birth Abortion Our Unborn Baby, Dear, I Have A Headache

Bill O'Reilly continued his sterling record of understanding the complexities of the abortion issue Friday, insisting on The O'Reilly Factor that if potential restrictions on abortion were to include an exception to protect a woman's health, those sneaky women...
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Pope Francis Offers Get Out Of Hell Free Card To Baby-Killing Whores

Sometimes we like New Pope Frank. Like, when he gets all Truffula tree-huggy and wants to save the Swomee Swans, or whatever, because God said, "Here is a earth-shaped planet, keep it pretty." And those times when New Pope is like,...

Anna Duggar Should Stop By Her Local Planned Parenthood, And So Should You

So, the penis of "family values" whore-creeper Josh Duggar has been mysteriously falling into unknown vagina parts lately, and we know they don't do sex education very good in fundamentalist Christian circles, but there are crotch crickets in those...

Why 10-Year-Olds Should Not Be Pregnant: A Wonksplainer

This weekend, Mike Huckabee, a man who would like to be president of the United States of America, explained why it is perfectly perfect that a 10- to 11-year-old girl should be forced to bear her stepfather's child. Oh...

Area Woman Still Can’t Stop Thinking About Sandra Fluke’s ‘Totalitarian’ Vagina

You probably remember Sandra Fluke. She's the nice young lady who testified to Congress about how birth control is sometimes used by people to regulate their polycystic ovary syndrome or whatever, and so Rush Limbaugh went fucking nuts, calling...

I Am Mad About A Thing: Go Big For The Ladies, Democrats, Or GTFO

I'm probably not supposed to say this. I should be a Good Democrat and a Good Feminist and take the latest symbolic crumbs Senate Democrats are offering and say, "Thank you, sir." (They are mostly sir, of course, which...

A Very Angry Guest Post About Annette Funicello

A guest post from your comrade "Lou Cabron." And speaking of sluts, three weeks ago pastor Steven Anderson strolled into his Arizona church with proof that "the birth control movement" was promoting whoredom. So the pastor waves around his flimsy...

Bristol Palin Wants To Singlehandedly Murder Planned Parenthood, With Her Vagina

Noted debutante Bristol Palin, who became an unwilling postergirl for chastity and purity and second virginities and whatnot (second virginities are when you only give up the butt), has done posted a "thought" on the MyFace and her dumb...

Nice Time: Here, Planned Parenthood, Old Billionaire Coot Ross Perot Will Give You One Million Dollars

The state of Texas sent a strong message to women last year when it completely dismantled Medicaid funding for women's healthcare so that Planned Parenthood wouldn't get any state money -- the cuts didn't defund any abortions, because those...

Angelina Jolie Got Her Boobs Chopped Off, Yay Angelina Jolie!

Some years ago, we saw a film that made us want to murder all the people. It was called "In the Family," and it was about a young lady who has the BRCA gene that killed all her grandmothers...

Hero Kansas Republicans Stand Up For Women’s God-Given Right To Bear Their Daddy’s Baby

Kansas Republicans are very Reasonable People. How reasonable are they? They stripped out of their superfly abortion bill language that would have barred women who work at abortion providers' from volunteering at their children's schools. Like so: ne thing the...

Texas Doctor Senator Idiot Lady Says No Abortions Because Men Bleed From Their Butts

Texas state Senator Donna Campbell isn't trying to shut down abortion completely, we assume, since that would be unconstitutional. (She is totally trying to shut down abortion completely.) She would just, as a doctor and a woman, prefer it...

Yes Virginia, You Elected These Idiot GOP Legislators

There is some sort of legislative kerfuffle happening in Virginia right now and we are trying to care because the Editrix said we had to! Anonymous aide at the Virginia Legislature, what weird terrible thing is happening with your...