Did This Really Need To Be Chopped Into Six Clips? We Think Not!
For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.
They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.
In which our deleted commenters treat a comedy sketch like the Zapruder film. We can hardly wait for the Dinesh D'Souza feature-length documentary on Picklegate.
After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.
The Marine Corps will drop the term "man" from a number of job titles. Quite a few manly Marines have gotten surprisingly emotional over this.
A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.
Everybody is stupid and also the worst. Except for you!
Donald Trump's new consigliere Paul Manafort guarantees there's no way Trump would consider a woman or a minority for vice president, because he only wants qualified people and doesn't pander to anyone but white males.
Hillary surrogate Ed Rendell, you're not helping.
We thought Hillary was too busy doing MURDER to also run a war on women, too. But if you want something done, ask a busy person!
Time for another quick check-in with stories what were clogging up our browser tabs all week but we couldn't quite bring ourselves to do a full post on, but which were too wonderfully stoopit to ignore altogether. Also a...
In a novel bit of legal reasoning, an Oklahoma state appeals court has decided that under Oklahoma law, oral sex with a person who's completely unconscious isn't actually a crime. They're not unsympathetic to victims, no, not at...
The forces of Political Correctness continue to roll all over our U.S. American money! In addition to making abolitionist, spy, and all-around badass Harriet Tubman the new face of the $20 bill, the Treasury Department has announced a whole...