Newsbuster ‘Breaks’ Story Of Martha Plimpton’s Shameful Abortions, About Which She’s NOT EVEN ASHAMED!
Wingnuts discover a pro-choice actor isn't freaked out by abortions. Pearls are clutched.
President Pussygrabber to teens: Do as I say, not as I do. Also, you free Friday, honey?
'Dr Cuck' and Rebecca Skankoff' are probably the worst porn names EVER.
Disaster averted for now. One disaster, at least.
Pro-tip: If you're going to pivot, pivot to something that at least exists, maybe.
Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.
Tucker Carlson may not be the stepping-stone to fame he thinks he is, maybe.
What has gone wrong with our rich white men?
Condolences to his family, etc., but the man really was scum.
Harassment at Fox News? THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
The sooner he goes, the sooner someone might miss him. Your OPEN THREAD.
At parties, Fox the entertainment company pretends not to even know Fox News.
Bill O'Reilly's new book is all about traditional American values, like threatening women's jobs if they won't sleep with you.
Bring me Solo, the Wookiee, and the slave girl's lawyer.
Bill O'Reilly is exactly as nice to work for as you'd imagine.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, it only lasts 40 seconds, if you know what we're saying and we think you do.