Tag: women

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

Oh God, Kellyanne Conway Is Never Going Away, Will Lie To And For Trump Forever

Oh great. Kelleyanne Conway will never go away now, ever.
The 'moderate' one

Ohio Gov. John Kasich Signs Terrible Abortion Bill, Vetoes More Draconian Version, Hooray?

Just don't call him 'moderate.' Nope, nope, nope.
Enjoy your Extra Big Ass National 'Right To Work' law

Fast Food Nation: Trump’s Labor Pick, Carl’s Jr. CEO, Will Replace Your Job With Robots, Brawndo

It's not like Trump was going to appoint a union rep to be Labor secretary anyway.

Breitbart Commenter Watch: Is This ‘Ms. Veteran America’ Pageant Terrible Or Merely The Worst?

So we know all true patriots love the Vets, and the Troops. But the folks at Dead Breitbart's House of Free-Floating White Male Rage aren't quite sure what to do with a remarkably anodyne rewrite of a CBS News...
Sit and spin, OK?

Harry Reid Has About Had It With This ‘President-Elect Donald Trump’ Fellow

Harry Reid may be leaving his seat, but he won't stand for this crap.
His active bitch face is no prize either

Donald Trump Wished Condi Rice Were More Of A Bitch, Like Him

Turns out Donald Trump has always respected women bigly, except when they needed to be bitches.
Two great tastes that go great together...

Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won’t Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!

Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.

Old Handsome Joe Biden Calls Donald Trump A Idiot In Nicest Way Possible, Then Has Ice Cream

Did This Really Need To Be Chopped Into Six Clips? We Think Not!
Roy Blunt (r) has kind of a creepy smile

Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.
The senator and the trivia question answer.

You Got Your Seattle Drinky Thing In My Senate Sunday! Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc

They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
Logically consistent since 1964

God Spares Phyllis Schlafly Sight Of First Woman President

Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.
The bowl of petunias only said, 'Oh no, not again.'

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Hey, Libturds, A Jar Of Pickles Is Not A Medical Exam!

In which our deleted commenters treat a comedy sketch like the Zapruder film. We can hardly wait for the Dinesh D'Souza feature-length documentary on Picklegate.
There's no war on women. Maybe some casualties, but no war.

Texas Defunding Of Planned Parenthood Improving Women’s Health By Killing Them

After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
He seems nice

Minnesota GOP Congressional Nominee Has Fun, Creative Views On Women, Slavery, Everything

Meet Minnseota's brand new rightwing GOP nominee for Congress. He has the potential to out-Bachmann Michelle Bachmann, but comes from a swing district, thankfully.