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Pennsylvania Democrat Ed Rendell: Ugly Chicks, Amirite?

Hillary surrogate Ed Rendell, you're not helping.
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

Donald Trump Has Had Just About Enough Of Hillary Clinton Raping All These Women!

We thought Hillary was too busy doing MURDER to also run a war on women, too. But if you want something done, ask a busy person!

Derp Roundup: Andrea Tantaros Does Bondage!

Time for another quick check-in with stories what were clogging up our browser tabs all week but we couldn't quite bring ourselves to do a full post on, but which were too wonderfully stoopit to ignore altogether. Also a...

Oklahoma Court Just Fine With Oral Rape, As Long As Victim’s Really, Really Drunk

In a novel bit of legal reasoning, an Oklahoma state appeals court has decided that under Oklahoma law, oral sex with a person who's completely unconscious isn't actually a crime. They're not unsympathetic to victims, no, not at...

Treasury Putting Black People And Women All Over Our Money, America Fails To Freak Out

The forces of Political Correctness continue to roll all over our U.S. American money! In addition to making abolitionist, spy, and all-around badass Harriet Tubman the new face of the $20 bill, the Treasury Department has announced a whole...

A Children’s Treasury Of Wingnut Reactions To Harriet Tubman On The $20 Bill

Wingnut America is rather torn on how to react to Wednesday's news that Harriet Tubman will be replacing Andrew Jackson on the front of the $20 bill. The most openly racist nutbags, like the nice volks at the Daily...
Everybody Must Get Stoned

Jesus Pals Disagree On Which Whores To Stone, Just Kidding No They Don’t

Donald Trump's suggestion last week that of course there have to be criminal penalties for women who have abortions -- even after he tried to walk it back -- has caused no small amount of consternation among the Religious...

Pregnant Women Run Barefoot From Their Kitchens To Support John Kasich

The very oh so moderate Ohio Gov. John Kasich loves the little ladies. He married one, and boy is his "hot wife" soooooo fine when she's at home doing his laundry. Also, he has daughters, and god willing, they'll grow...
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Deleted Comments: Why Should We Believe Lying Sluts Or The FBI?

Quite a strange selection of strangeness from the old Deleted Comments queue this week, from a "skeptic" who thinks maybe LaVoy Finicum was gunned down for no reason at all, to a guy who knows that women can only...
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Donald Trump Knows Who Gets Yooge, Classy Pussy, Tucker Carlson, And It Is Donald Trump

Dear Christ help us, Tucker Carlson has written a think-piece for Politico in which he sermonizes to "Washington Republicans" -- you know, the bad, Establishment kind, not the honest decent folk who read the Daily Caller -- about how...

Snake Oil Bulletin: Anti-Vaxxers Get Up In Mark Zuckerberg’s Face, Plus Menstrual Beauty!

Salutations! It's time again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, a weekly compendium of the best in flim flam, phooey, and assorted nonsense. Are you ready to explore the mad mad mad mad world of anti-vaxxers? Of course you are,...
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John Kasich Says Women Could Do Maternity Leave Online, If Bosses Let Them

BREAKING: GOP "moderate" John Kasich is still running for president! Yeah, we're every bit as surprised as you are. And he's got a bold idea about family leave that's sure to inject fresh life into his campaign, or at...
Before the Delta Force, there was the Gam Squad

Ladies Officially Allowed To Die In Combat For America Now, Huzzah!

Congratulations, women of America! You now have the right to be cannon fodder serve your country in combat roles in whatever terrific new war President Trump or Clinton thinks is necessary to protect America's vital national interests! Secretary of...
"Come with me if you want to live." Huh? Wrong movie?

Aren’t You A Little Middle-Aged For A Stormtrooper? Your Saturday Nerdout

Happy Saturday, Wonkers! We have a whole passel of nerdstuff for you, so let's not waste any time with a lede and jump right in, because mostly you want to know why Luke Skywalker appears to have gone to...

Dilbert Guy Scott Adams: Why Won’t Any Of These ‘Women’ Give Terrorists A Hug?

How old is Yr Wonkette? We remember when Dilbert was still funny. While Scott Adams has been churning out the same old cubicle jokes for years, his real passion seems to have gone into blogging from an odious libertarian...

Missouri Lawmaker Says Muslims Want To Abort Him, For Hating Planned Parenthood

Laughing at ridiculous state legislators, for their ridiculous ideas, is all fun and games, until someone threatens to kill them dead. And then it's like, "Hey, don't do that. That's rude!" Missouri state Sen. Kurt Schaefer is trying to stop a...