Newsweek? More like News WEAK, amirite?
Women are so difficult compared with robots! Also, we solve a mystery, but are still confused!
If you like sex too much, you may become unable to love your kids. DO YOU WANT THAT, LIBERALS? (Also this is your OPEN THREAD.)
Oh darn. Someone has figured out that Democrats are totally RACIST against Trump supporters.
The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.
Newsbuster ‘Breaks’ Story Of Martha Plimpton’s Shameful Abortions, About Which She’s NOT EVEN ASHAMED!
Wingnuts discover a pro-choice actor isn't freaked out by abortions. Pearls are clutched.
President Pussygrabber to teens: Do as I say, not as I do. Also, you free Friday, honey?
'Dr Cuck' and Rebecca Skankoff' are probably the worst porn names EVER.
Disaster averted for now. One disaster, at least.
Pro-tip: If you're going to pivot, pivot to something that at least exists, maybe.
Donald Trump Jr is very unhappy no one mentioned a thing everyone mentioned.
Tucker Carlson may not be the stepping-stone to fame he thinks he is, maybe.
What has gone wrong with our rich white men?
Condolences to his family, etc., but the man really was scum.
Harassment at Fox News? THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
The sooner he goes, the sooner someone might miss him. Your OPEN THREAD.