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Daily Caller Pauses To Laugh At Grenade Accidents, Women Being Terrible

Good morning! We would tell you that it is time to direct some media criticism at the Daily Caller, but that would be like telling you we were going to perform a linear regression analysis on a pile of horse diarrhea, so instead we will just say they are still quite stupid and get on with the blog post. The chortling, cross-eyed frat brothers of TheDC posted a quick ditty yesterday afternoon. It shows a military training exercise, apparently in China, in which a soldier incorrectly throws a grenade and is then dragged behind a pile of sandbags immediately before the thing explodes at her feet. It was a close call, but quick thinking and ample preparation likely ended up saving more than one life. The logical Daily Caller headline: “Chinese girl soldier throws grenade like a girl, almost gets blown away [VIDEO].” HA! Get it! Girls. How terrible they are. Read more on Daily Caller Pauses To Laugh At Grenade Accidents, Women Being Terrible…
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Leon Panetta Ruining American Samurai Honor Code

Shit, guys, I’m pretty sure our secretary of defense hates women. Leon Panetta has lifted the ban on women serving in military combat roles. He hates them so much he wants them to be equal! This is a travesty. We have abandoned all of our values — at the very least the ones where women are to be patronizingly excluded from demeaning or dangerous jobs, because they are flowers who should be treated with respect, except in beer commercials. Read more on Leon Panetta Ruining American Samurai Honor Code…
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Santorum: Lady Combat Troops Will Poison Male Troops With Feelings

Most people, when they imagine combat troops fighting in a war, picture gunfire and helicopters and blood and death. Rick Santorum, on the other hand, pictures sort of a dusty night club lit by the odd intermittent explosion where you know what happens when you leave the boys and girls alone in there too long together. Not HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE, oh ha ha no, the Pope forbid, he means unbridled tenderness, the “natural” result whenever humans of differing genitalia commingle. Therefore he officially frowns upon the Pentagon’s new plan to open up thousands of combat-related positions to women, because this will force male soldiers who work around them to become highly “protective” and feel “emotions” like a club of nursing panda bears. Read more on Santorum: Lady Combat Troops Will Poison Male Troops With Feelings…