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Surprise Shock Twist Surprise: Washed-Up Racist Base-Ball Man John Rocker Still Racist
John Rocker, the pretty good pitcher turned pretty huge asshole turned pretty bad right-wing columnist, has some thoughts that he and his thesaurus would like to share with you, about America’s place in the world, and about his very deep concerns that “the evolutionary processes within our society regarding specific intangible ideologies that have transformed [...]
WND Had A Most Cunning Plan To Stop Obama With Constitution, Except For One Tiny Detail: The Constitution
Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation and a guy who just loves the Constitution of the United States so much that he wakes up every morning with patriojizz all over his 2nd-amendment footie pajamas, published a brilliant plan the other day that had the potential to actually save America from the tragedy of national [...]
A List Of People Who Should Not Be Tried For Treason
Today we learned that all reporters including Jerome Corsi should be executed for treason in honor of Free Speech Week, because Orwell. This led to discussion in the secret Wonket chatcave about trying for treason those who made the pickles on McDonald’s anusburgers too bland, but then we realized it would be much easier and [...]
WND: Journalists Should Be Executed In Honor Of Free Speech Week Because Supporting American President Is Treason
WingNutDaily editrix Jerome Corsi is still flying around on Ol’ Miffed Romney’s plane as a valued member of the press, but is he aware that his own columnist (a black man who is, er, the author of Negrophilia: From Slave Block to Pedestal – America’s Racial Obsession) is now calling for his death by firing [...]
Briefly Famous Base-Ball Man John Rocker Thinks First Amendment Is Shield From Mockery
Who could forget the magical year 1999? Bill Clinton proved that it was Constitutional for the president to get a blowjob from a lady to whom he was not married, the stock market was on a nonstop rocket ride to the moon thanks to the new-fangled Internet, and Atlanta Braves relief pitcher John Rocker was [...]
WND: Blacks Lazy, Shiftless, ‘Should Be More Like Jews’
The proper response to the WND story “Blacks Should Be More Like Jews,” by Aliza Davidovit, is “uhhhhh.” It starts with a roll call of successful people of Jewishness, and then explains that they did it by getting up earlier and working harder than everyone else, not by being on food stamps and welfare like [...]
Former FBI Lady Saw Angels At 9/11 Crash Site, Also Happens To Be Selling A Book
In what is either an inspring story of God’s love for us all or maybe evidence that first responders deserve far better treatment for PTSD, very serious news site WND brings us the account of one Lillie Leonardi, who was the community affairs coordinator for the FBI’s Pittsburgh office when she was sent to the [...]
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