Tag: wnd

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.

FBI Basically Your Glue-Sniffing Right-Wing Uncle Now, So That Is Fun!

CLINTON CASH? The FBI is doing investigations based on what it read in CLINTON CASH? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING?

Obama Not Wearing Wedding Ring In Laos, Probably For Gay Muslim Reasons (Again)

Typical Islamofascist gaywad.
Not one of Dok's shoops. You can tell because it's competent.

WND ‘Writer’ Erik Rush Goes Full Lizard People On Hillary Clinton

WND columnist Erik Rush got into Hunter S. Thompson's shaving kit, drank the first thing he found, and wrote a dumb thing about Hillary Clinton.
Everybody in his club has to get this hat.

WND Publisher Just Asking: Will Obama Indict Hillary To Stay In Office Forever? (Yes, Obviously)

Joseph Farah, America's top conspiracy theorist, has figured out yet another way Barack Obama might make himself dictator for life. We're persuaded!

What Is Hillary Clinton Dying From Today?

She is dying of all the things, and all the things are dying of her, UNFORTUNATELY.
Oh god, Wonkette's bringing out the kittens

Wingnuts Having Fine Freakout Over Nonexistent Knife-Wielding Syrian Gang Rapists In Idaho

Rightwing blogs went crazy with stories of a 'gang rape' by 'Syrian refugees' that turned out to be mostly paranoid rumor. So when authorities clarified what happened, obviously that was part of the cover-up, too.

Apparently Not Dead Dr. Dobson Wishes Some Real Men Would Shoot The Transgenders

Apparently he does not realize that ladies' restrooms have stalls. And that they don't have urinals.
Kicked out by her own family? Now she has even more in common with Fred Phelps

Phyllis Schlafly Fears Forbidden Love For Trump Will Tear Her Awful Family Apart

a href="http://wonkette.com/599620/meet-the-fourth-mrs-trump-america"Poor Phyllis Schlafly. In an interview published at rightwing conspiracy clearinghouse WND Monday, she worries she's about to be voted out of her presidency of the Eagle Forum, the rightwing family values group she founded, simply because she's...
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Your Wonkette Facebook Comment Of The Week Is Short, Sweet, Vulgar. Like US!

And now, in case there were any question that it's a slow news week, our Facebook Comment of the Week, on our story about those Bigot Aryan Twins who are sick and tired of the Gay Agenda constantly having...

Michele Bachmann Says Brussels Attacks Were God’s Little Way Of Giving Obama A Wedgie

How grateful are we that Michele Bachmann refuses to go gently into that good night? She rages, rages, at the dying of her political career, and we are the recipients of that gift. Michele opened up her AOL Tuesday...
Nah gonna happen.

Marco Rubio So Sad New Yorkers Can’t Shoot Each Other In The Face All The Time

Marco Rubio's sassy little boots have a point to make again, about guns, again. See, Donald Trump made a YOOOGE LOL this weekend when he said, "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and...
And that's how America was made!

Ted Cruz’s Fundie Dad Thinks God Did Bang-Up Job Writing U.S. Constitution

As we all know, Ted Cruz is running to be America's Top Preacherman, explaining how he'll save American Christians from being sent to jail for saying Jesus's name, and he'll also protect all the Jewish churches from homosexuals, too....
You can tell he's being silly because his appleheaded vagina mouth is in the "giggle" position.

Two Whole Tens Of Minorities Line Up Behind Donald Trump

Donald Trump was waving his schlong around on the Twitters, as one does if one is Donald Trump, because a new, very credible poll published at World Net Daily says he is a real hit with all the The Blacks and Mexatinos: The...
He calls this his 'hoodlum chic' look. Really.

Hardened Criminal Dinesh D’Souza Finally Freed From Maximum Security Sleep-Away Camp

Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is free at last, FREE AT LAST! from his eight-month sentence of being held in "overnight captivity" in a "community confinement center." D'Souza, as we all know because of how he has been on TV...
Still neither jailed nor dead

Ted Nugent: Guns Don’t Kill THAT Many Kids, But What About Swimming Pools, Huh?

Ted Nugent has hit on a strategy that's sure to end all calls for improving gun safety forever: Just say that the number of kids killed in accidental/irresponsible shootings is negligible, then point to something else that kills more...