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Alabama Birthers Very Excited: State Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore Will Make Obama Just Go Away
Big news, everyone! No, not this stupid WND story about an attempt to appeal a birther lawsuit to the Alabama Supreme Court — that’s not especially surprising, and as always, birthers can go drink a dick. The really big news is that birthers have finally Frank Luntzed their branding: apparently the preferred nomenclature is now [...]
Patriotic WND Columnist Doesn’t See Why Bombing Suspects Get All These ‘Constitutional Rights’
WorldNetDaily columnist Ben Kinchlow would like someone to explain to him just what the hell is the logic of having a government based on the most brilliant freedom-protecting document in the history of the world, the U.S. Constitution, if that document’s protections are going to be extended to people who we all know are guilty [...]
Renowned Sociologist John Rocker Has Genius Plan To Solve Violence In Chicago (Moar Gunz, Less Blacks)
John Rocker, a famous racist person whose steroid use 15 years ago propelled him temporarily into Major League Baseball, has opinions and stuff. Like many dense white people who lost their only job to more talented foreign individuals, Rocker has found solace in the sewage treatment plant of the web that is World Net Daily. [...]
Did Wingnut Joseph Farah Announce Himself As Inaugural Prayer Breakfast’s Honored Guest? Probably, Sure, Why Not
Nowhere in this charming Media Matters story about the right-wing Presidential Inaugural Prayer Breakfast denying that WND founder and noted sane person Joseph Farah is either an invited speaker or honored guest does it come right out and say that Joseph Farah was the one who announced himself as the invited speaker/honored guest. So we [...]
Meet The (Alleged) Preteen-Loving Pastor Of The Church That Awarded WND For ‘Trustworthy’ (Alleged) Journalism
So yesterday Your Wonkette had an amusing little story about how the loons at WorldNetDaily won a prestigious award for their journamalism, given by some fellow loons at “The Discerning Times,” a Christianist newspaper and website in Enumclaw, Washington. Shortly after the story went up, we received a note on the Wonkette Tipline (thanks, Anonymous!), [...]
Wingnuts Furious At Jews, Jon Stewart, For Killing Christmas, Doing Newtown Massacre
Excuse me, Jews, but how have you killed Christ/Christmas/little first graders today? Let us start with Burt Prelutsky, who apparently has written for the Timeses New York and Los Angeles, and yet now, sadly, is stuck writing about his fellow Jewishes killing Christmas in his marvelous journey “The Jewish Grinch Who Stole Christmas,” at WND.
Rick Santorum Will Fit In Fine At WND: Barack Obama Is Trying To Murder My Baby
Hello, neighbor, have you heard the Good News? Smegma-spittled Rick Santorum has taken an exclusive writing gig with WND, the estimable journal of conservative thought that advocates executing journalists to protect the First Amendment. And in his very first column, Herr Doktor Santorum shows us the exact line one must travel to get from “crazy [...]
Rick Santorum Joins John Rocker, Chuck Norris, Other Eminences, At Respectable Journal Of Conservative Thought ‘WND’
Rick Santorum wiped the smegma from the corner of his lips. (He didn’t get it all though, the crusty dried part was still there, but it would flake off eventually.) What was he going to do with himself, now that he, like Mitt Romney, was a sad loser whom nobody wanted around? Even his wife, [...]
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