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NORTH KOREA

Administration Almost Admits to Lying About NK, Heavens Open Up and Prepare to Swallow Earth

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

Remember 2002, when we were all flyin’ high on paranoia and dread? Those reassuring warpigs in the Bush Administration knew what we needed: more enemies with more firepower, to keep America on its toes. And so Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and North Korea was enriching Uranium.

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WHITE HOUSE

Wonkette’s Week in Review: Not Made of Sugar

Saturday, July 1st, 2006

FUNNY PICTURES

The Fabulous True Story of Curt Weldon’s Iraq Adventure That Wasn’t

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

weldonspecs.jpgHere is a goofy picture of Curt Weldon we found on the internet. MORE »


WMDS

Shake-Up Continues to General Disinterest. Also, Clowns.

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

23cnd-mine.190.jpgNorman Mineta resigned as Transportation Secretary. This seems to be important to many of you. We’re guessing those of you who ride the bus. Eww. MORE »


IRAQ

Saddam: “My Mom Thinks I Am Cool”

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Ok, guys, we just wanted to say that we were the first openly pro-lobbyist media organization, and we have been defending Jack Abramoff since way before the rest of you johnny-come-latelies. We are looking specificially at you, Weekly Standard — that “I had lunch with him and he’s very charming” thing? Played out. MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Daily Briefing: ‘Bracing for the Worst’

Friday, October 14th, 2005

White House officials anticipate indictments from the leak investigation; scandals “have converged to disrupt President Bush’s agenda, distract aides and allies, and exacerbate political problems for an already weakened administration.” Senior administration official: “Everyone is going about the work at hand while bracing for the worst case.” [WP, NYT]
McClellan dismisses suggestion that Harriet Miers withdraw; press secretary tells reporters to focus on “her record and her qualifications.” [NYT, WT]
Bush told Blair in January 2003 that he “wanted to go beyond Iraq” to contain WMDs; he specified Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. [NYT]
DeLay’s phone records are subpoenaed. “The thing is no big deal,” says his attorney. [WP, NYT]
In private practice, Miers showed “a practical approach to the law with a commitment that everyone has a right to legal representation”; at times her efforts hinted at liberalism. [WP, LAT]

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CNN

Bush Diplomats Bum Real Hard on Cold Steel Facts

Friday, August 19th, 2005

Colin Powell’s former chief of staff, Col. Lawrence Wilkerson, interviewed for the upcoming CNN documentary “Dead Wrong–Inside and Intelligence Meltdown,” tersely characterizes his role in the preparations for his boss’s historic Feb. 14, 2003 UN speech making the case for invading Iraq and unseating Saddam Hussein. “It was,” Wilkerson says, “the lowest point of my life.” The unsourced materials the administration gave to Powell to present were, Wilkerson recalls, “were anything but an intelligence document”; rather, they were “sort of a Chinese menu from which you could pick and choose.” MORE »