Tag: wisconsin

He seems nice

Paul Ryan’s Primary Challenger Won’t Be Sporting ‘Coexist’ Bumper Sticker Anytime Soon

Paul Ryan's challenger in next week's primary election just wants to know why we allow Muslims in the United States anyway. Khizr Khan has a document he may want to read.
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

Scott Walker Pretty Much Only Republican Willing To Be Seen At Trump’s Coronation

Scott Walker, who dropped his own pursuit of the presidency so others could stop Donald Trump, is now going to support Trump to stop Hillary Clinton. He simply can't stop himself.
Never gets old. The picture, we mean.

Sad Republicans Would Rather Campaign With Stinky George W. Bush Than That Mean Trump Boy

Endangered Republican senators are worried Donald Trump may hurt their chances in the fall, so they're getting campaign help from a truly popular Republican: George W. Bush, who's only unpopular with half the country.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Wisconsin Lutheran School Loves Free Government Cash, Hates Gays. What A Pickle!

St. John's Lutheran school won't say LGBT kids can't attend, but would like them to know they are NOT WELCOME.

New #NeverTrump Plan To Stop Donald Trump Is BRB CAN’T STOP GIGGLING

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!
I *AM SO* PRESIDENTIAL!

Donald Trump Might Have To Shoot Paul Ryan In The Middle Of 5th Avenue

Donald Trump warned on TV Sunday that he hasn't ruled out replacing Paul Ryan as chairman of this summer's Republican National Convention. Now that Trump has ascended to the GOP nomination, he can do what he damned well pleases,...

Sarah Palin Endorses Paul Ryan’s Primary Opponent For Maximum Comedic Effect

Sarah Palin is so darn mad at that terrible Paul Ryan for not immediately bowing to Donald Trump that she vowed she will work tirelessly to elect his opponent in the Wisconsin primary, at least until she's distracted by...
The real mystery is who's arming them.

Toddlers Murdering Selves At Alarming Rate, No End To Rampage In Sight

With six gun attacks by toddlers on Americans in the last week, the number of deaths and injuries (five deaths, one injury) caused by armed children now exceeds the number of Americans (four) killed in the terrorist attacks in...
Maybe it got a little out of hand

Wisconsin Moms: We’ll Feed Your Kids ‘Jesus Lunches’ Or We’ll Cut A Bitch

a href="://wonkette.com/600514/sundays-with-the-christianists-gods-not-dead-2-could-use-more-electric-boogaloo"A group of Christian moms' little project to meet their kids for lunch and talk Jesus with them has ballooned into a great big Church-n-State hotdish mess at Middleton High School in Madison, Wisconsin, with school authorities trying...
You want hash brownies with that?

Sen. Ron Johnson: Let’s Stop Drugs With Those Ads That Didn’t Work The First Time

Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson may have voted against funding to fight the opioid epidemic with treatment, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have ideas on the topic. For one thing, he says, maybe we could bring back those "this...
The website has two full paragraphs explaining the 'significance' of this t-shirt.

Stupidest Man On Internet So Sad For Oppressed Wisconsin High School Racists

Five students in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, will be disciplined for shouting "Donald Trump! Build that wall!" (and allegedly other racial slurs) at black and Latina high school soccer players from visiting Beloit Memorial High School last week, and Jim Hoft,...

Ted Cruz And Bernie Sanders Elected Emperors Of Wisconsin!

Oh what a night it was in the way Up Nort' state of Wisconsin! It was a night that the punditocrats all said Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders, currently both running second place in delegates in their contests, really...

Sarah Palin And Some Dead Hog Ready To Watch Tonight’s Wisconsin Primary Results

Oh hi, Wonkers, are you at home lying in bed under the covers because you're scared to watch the Wisconsin Primary results come in? WELL STOP DOING THAT, YOU SAD DICKS, because the polls are about to close! Also too,...

Wisconsin Cheesedicks, It’s Your Turn To Do Some Democracy!

Oh hey, Wisconsin people, are you voting right now? YOU SHOULD BE VOTING RIGHT NOW, because today is the day youse guys are supposed to pass through all the stop 'n' go lights on your way to your polling...

Hillary Clinton Is Sick Of Your Sh*t!

Are Hillary Clinton rallies turning into unsafe spaces? Is she every bit the protest-quashing monster that Donald Trump is? The intrepid truth-seekers at David Horowitz's TruthRevolt bring us this shocking, astonishing video of Hillary shaking hands at a rope...