Tag: wisconsin protests

Famous Progressive Scott Walker Declares ‘Employee Recognition Day’

Uh oh, progressive governor Scott Walker would like to say "thank you" to the men and women who work in public service. That can't be good. He wants you to send him the names, personal contact information, and places...

Scott Walker Now Going After Doctors Who Helped Union Protestors

ON WISCONSIN! The state Department of Regulation and Licensing and the Medical Examining Board said Wednesday that they had opened investigations into eight individuals who allegedly wrote doctor excuse notes for protesters at the state Capitol during rallies in February. Last...

Scott Walker Blames Ruin of His Political Party On City Folk

Scott Walker lost control of his state supreme court yesterday when commie pinko JoAnne Kloppenburg defeated conservative David Prosser's bid for re-election, though the race will probably end in a recount. How on Earth could a shoo-in for easy...

WI GOP Supreme Court Justice Losing To Union Thug Lady In Close Race

Though state supreme court elections are typically decided by which name seems less weird when voters hover over that section of the ballot they know nothing about, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has raised the stakes of politics so much...

Riot Police Stormtroopers Fill WI Capitol; Man Wants To Give Crowds Vuvuzelas

Hey look, the black boots have been brought in to protect the state senators and their illegal lawmaking in the locked-down capitol building. Republicans sure do want the protestors to get violent, huh? A fatal shooting is just what...

Wall Street Journal Going To End This Wisconsin Standoff Itself

Times are tough for journalists covering the standoff over collective bargaining in Wisconsin. Just how many days in a row are you supposed to write this "There are still protests and the state senators are still floating on a...

Wisconsin Democratic State Rep Tackled Trying To Enter Capitol

Scott Walker's new cops are really good at their jobs! This state representative should know better. You have to pretend to be a Koch brother to enter that building. Milroy was trying to get clothes from his office but...

Wisc. (Union) Firefighters Not Allowed In State Capitol For Emergency Call

The un-benevolent ruling regime in Wisconsin got tired of those working people occupying the capitol, so this week the Republican authorities brought in new police officers to enforce the new, made-up occupancy limits. How strict is this enforcement? Firefighters...

Police Ordered To Capture WI Sens; Walker Says He’ll Fire Workers At Will

The Republicans in Wisconsin's state senate have decided they've had enough of watching their poll numbers plummet runaway Democrats trying to murder democracy itself in a knife-fight of evil vs. good. The Republicans voted unanimously yesterday that Democrats are...

Yes, Wisconsin Now Has Palm Trees

How are all these Fox News reporters still alive considering they're constantly being beaten to a bloody pulp by Wisconsin protestors' surf boards? Be careful out there, you guys. Wear sunscreen.

Serially Unemployed Meghan McCain Has Thoughts On Wisconsin Workers

What is Meghan McCain up to these days? When she's not buying AC/DC pajamas at Walmart for her new Daily Beast colleagues Howard Kurtz and Andrew Sullivan, she's been very hard at work composing her fortnightly column. Yes, that's...

Fox News’ Mike Tobin Says He Was Attacked By Wisconsin Protester

Masses of people in Wisconsin have been peacefully protesting for weeks now, because of their governor's decision to take away worker's rights for no good reason; not a single protester in Madison haseven been arrested. But that hasn't...

Pedobear Offers To Help Scott Walker By Teaching Wisconsin’s Kids

As union protests rage on and state legislatures are at a standstill, one figure has emerged on the side of Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker who can solve all of this: Pedobear. If Walker doesn't value the teachers of his...

Fake David Koch Has Lengthy Conversation With Real Scott Walker

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is rather busy these days, considering the state capitol and capital is flooded with protestors. But that doesn't mean he doesn't have time to talk to David Koch for 20 minutes on the taxpayer-funded phone...

Rick Santorum: Wisconsin Union Members Are Drug Addicts

Rick Santorum is not exactly creating a lot of buzz or momentum in the early stages of his attempt to run for president, so he's just going to throw some metaphors out there and see if they stick. "What...

Helpful WaPo Columnist Tells Us What Giffords Would Think About Wisconsin

Unfortunately, Gabrielle Giffords was shot in the head, so she currently can't tell us what she thinks about the situation in Wisconsin, or even if she can, her family is probably making her talk about things like "how she...