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Posts Tagged ‘winners’

Announcing Wonkette’s Political Book Contest Winners!

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Wieners!You people are fast! We announced our contest with Hachette Book Group less than an hour ago, and we’ve already got about a hundred entries. So, let’s pick some winners now and get this over with, because otherwise we will have to read through a THOUSAND seven-word poems about why you need 11 political books. MORE »


Announcing the Winning Wonkettini Cocktail!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Big sale on Patriotic Truck Nutz!We asked you to come up with the new D.C. Cocktail of the Now, and good jesus did you people respond. There were a hundred or so actual drink recipes submitted in the comments, and your editors painstakingly tested them all in our elaborate Experimental Bar. The winning choice — with small adjustments by Wonkette and mixologist Scott L of the new Asian Spice restaurant in Chinatown — will amuse your brain, delight your senses and, most importantly, fuck you up. MORE »


Obama Dances On Hillary’s Grave

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Looks like I've got ... HAPPY FEET, whoa !Here’s your happy Barack Obama, now known as the Democratic Nominee for President. Thanks to Drudge for showing such a happy dancing fool. Now, the nation can heal. Except for the old white women. No healing for them. [Drudge Report]


Famous Football Great Eli Manning Roots In His Nose While George W. Bush Jabbers About Something

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Mr. Rooter
This is a photograph of the American President giving an important address while Our National Hero Eli Manning stands behind him and picks his nose. Nothing else is happening in this picture. [AP Photo]


Clinton’s Samoan Triumph

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Exercising their God-given right as American nationals to vote only in the primariesForget about Barry winning Connecticut or Hillary taking California in yesterday’s primary vote. The real Super Tuesday miracle story happened many millions of miles to the west, in a remote island kingdom called American Samoa. Here “ordinary American Samoans” who will not actually be able to vote in November participated in a Democratic caucus of epic proportions. Clinton took home the prize with an astonishing 163 votes. Stealth candidate Mike Gravel got a vote, though! [AP via KITV]