Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.
Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.
Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.
You wouldn't believe how easy eliminating voter fraud would be. All you need is to start with a police state...
Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.
Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
Russian hacking is too ridiculous to believe, but 'Pizzagate' is a totally realistic scenario.
A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.
A college teacher said unkind things about Donald Trump and Mike Pence, and now College Republicans are demanding a safe space.
Our critics are not pleased by all the fake news we post here, like saying Hillary Clinton got more votes than Donald Trump. Shame on us.
They should have just left her at the Grand Canyon.
Yet another grab-bag of brilliance from our Deleted Comments bin, plus a bonus crazy lady on your Editrix's facebook page! Wear thick gloves if actually grabbing.
Hey, no one who claims he gave millions to charity could be racist, even if he was lying about the millions.