Finally, a Hillary 'scandal' that can be debunked in 5 seconds on late night TV!
Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn’t Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza’s High Intellectual Standards
Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.
This is going to be awkward for the 'You're just jealous of his high testosterone levels!' crowd.
Joseph Farah, America's top conspiracy theorist, has figured out yet another way Barack Obama might make himself dictator for life. We're persuaded!
Let's see who's angry at Yr Wonkette this week. Oh, it is everyone who has ever read us, according to commenters we've never seen before.
Ann Coulter wants to know why all these GOP wusses are standing by and letting Donald Trump get 'raped' by the media.
You know, because he loves life so much.
Yr Wonkette got visited by a genuine Russian Troll who told us to vote for Donald Trump. Was it part of the Kremlin's squad of paid disinformation trolls? Or a hoax? Let's Wonkvestigate!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Oh they are gonna be so SAD!
NEW WONKET BABY PICTURES RIGHT HERE.
Oh hey! Do you remember that creepy-ass U.S.A. Freedom kids band that opened for Donald Trump at a few of his campaign stops? Of...
What's more likely? Racist Democrats making up brand-new (and awkward) slurs for Latinos, or wingnuts ignoring context completely?
It's time for our Sunday visit to the deleted comments queue. Please wear appropriate eye protection.
Our Deleted Comments column attempts to fathom the idea that Donald Trump is a pacifist.
Bet you they trade falafel recipes
Have you been in an accident? On the job or in your car? Was that accident caused by black people mentioning that racism still exists?