Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
Russian hacking is too ridiculous to believe, but 'Pizzagate' is a totally realistic scenario.
A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.
A college teacher said unkind things about Donald Trump and Mike Pence, and now College Republicans are demanding a safe space.
Our critics are not pleased by all the fake news we post here, like saying Hillary Clinton got more votes than Donald Trump. Shame on us.
They should have just left her at the Grand Canyon.
Yet another grab-bag of brilliance from our Deleted Comments bin, plus a bonus crazy lady on your Editrix's facebook page! Wear thick gloves if actually grabbing.
Hey, no one who claims he gave millions to charity could be racist, even if he was lying about the millions.
'The people have spoke. No more free habdouts!' Who are we to disagree?
Anonymous is on to something! Or maybe just 'on something,' if you know what we mean.
A few more pre-election thoughts from our Deleted Commenters.
How about never? Is never good for you?
We heard from a gent in Texas who had some thoughts on demon liberals and the Constitution.
Look! Here's Barack Obama in 2008 admitting elections are rigged! Or not!