Tag: wingnuts

P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: Wonkette, Your Filthy Mouth Is The Best Thing About Your Reportage

Listen: Wonkette's deleted comments have come unstuck in time.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments: A Visit From The Gunsplanation Man!

Oh dear. Someone used a Gun Lover Worship Word wrong!

Deleted Comments: Women Don’t Invent Stuff, So The Smartest Men Want Sex Robots

Women are so difficult compared with robots! Also, we solve a mystery, but are still confused!

Deleted Comments: In Which Yr Wonkette Is Invaded By A Troll And Some Clown Dick

Time for a good old-fashioned game of whack-a-troll.

Nancy Pelosi’s Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides’ Mouths Go SHUT

The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.

Who Is Suing Donald Trump Today?

Blue state A.G.s destroyed Trump's travel ban; let's hope they have similar success defending DACA.

End DACA? Well, Trump Didn’t Know You Were Going To Be MAD About It!

He say DACA, ain't there nothin' I can take? He say DACA, to relieve this bellyache?

Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis

DACA recipients get Trump-punted.

Deleted Email: You Have The Vocabulary And Intellect Of A Middle School Paint Huffer

This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!

ICE Wants To Memory Hole All Immigrants Who Died In Detention — And Their Little Kids Too!

The Trump Administration seems to be out to actually erase undocumented immigrants -- or at least any evidence of their detention. A shitty post for your OPEN THREAD.
Guy needs a monocle and a Persian cat

Disgraced Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Pardon Me, I’d Like To Be Senator

Maybe there's some openings at ICE?

Deleted Comments: When He’s Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist

We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?

Democrats Gonna Fight Talk Radio Asshole Trump Nominated To Do ‘Science.’ GOOD!

Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Wingnut Kelli Ward Gets Sean Hannity’s Endorsement To Murder Jeff Flake (With Votes)

Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.
Fer one thing, its eyes are just teensy li'l things, and it don't have a hat.

Deleted Comments: You Mental Midgets Can’t Write A Headline Without FUCK or NAZI! LOL

One good way to not get called a Nazi: don't walk around with swastikas and torches.

The Navy Gave Wackaloon Pizzagate Guy Jack Posobiec ‘Top Secret’ Clearance. Was That Smart?

What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?