Where the Derp comes whippin' down the plains...
Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!
Sometimes, autocorrect is not the ranter's friend.
We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.
The neat thing about history is that you can actually look it up. Pity this idiot didn't bother.
We heard from a real US Senate candidate. Not one with a chance, but a real candidate all right.
And when they have it perfected, women are OUT.
It's the morning of the night before the annual Sacred Baby Festival, and we come bearing gifts -- we're fresh out of lords a-leaping, and the five gold rings all have TRUMP stamped on them, so you'll have to...
Not only that, but Roy Moore, is surprisingly like Mick Jagger. We are not making that up.
We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.
There’s always at least SOME fun news.
Let's debunk some rightwing holiday hooey!
We got a very rude email, and it turned out to be right. Also, God has our email address, but is not the rude one.
This might be 2017's stupidest political 'activism.'