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Tag: wingnuts

Deleted Comments: Didn’t You Know Trump Won, So All Politics Is Now Over?

Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
Thou hast in thy skull no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!

We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!

Deleted Comments: ‘Merry Christmas,’ You Pathetic Losers!

Russian hacking is too ridiculous to believe, but 'Pizzagate' is a totally realistic scenario.

South Carolina Wingnut Declares War On God-Given Freedom To Whack Off

A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.
Danger! Teachers may have opinions you don't like!

College Prof Who Told Class She Fears Trump Goes Into Hiding After Death Threats. What Silly Fears!

A college teacher said unkind things about Donald Trump and Mike Pence, and now College Republicans are demanding a safe space.
To the editors: I liked the old library better.

Deleted Comments: Feminism Is Unnecessary, You Stupid Vaginas

Our critics are not pleased by all the fake news we post here, like saying Hillary Clinton got more votes than Donald Trump. Shame on us.

All-Grown-Up Cindy Brady Has Hair Of Gold, Mouth Full Of Gay Slurs

They should have just left her at the Grand Canyon.
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Deleted Comments: So This Is Where The Truly Depraved Hang Out

Yet another grab-bag of brilliance from our Deleted Comments bin, plus a bonus crazy lady on your Editrix's facebook page! Wear thick gloves if actually grabbing.
Huh. Maybe we shoulda gone with a pony?

Deleted Comments AND Bonus Sunday Puzzler: Donald Trump Is No Racist! He Gave Millions To Charity!

Hey, no one who claims he gave millions to charity could be racist, even if he was lying about the millions.

Deleted Comments: Trump’s Not Racist, And You’re Going To The Ovens

'The people have spoke. No more free habdouts!' Who are we to disagree?
Unbelievable but TRUE

How Did Wonkette Make It Into Anonymous’s ‘Proof’ That Hillary Clinton’s A Child Sex Prevert?

Anonymous is on to something! Or maybe just 'on something,' if you know what we mean.

Deleted Comments: Why Does Wonkette Want To Throw Democracy Down The Toilet?

A few more pre-election thoughts from our Deleted Commenters.
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comment: Genuine ‘Black Ops’ Veteran Defends Best Evil-Fightin’ Sheriff Lady In Texas

We heard from a gent in Texas who had some thoughts on demon liberals and the Constitution.

Donald Trump Demands Obama ‘Look At His Tape.’ What Tape? You Know, THAT Tape!

Look! Here's Barack Obama in 2008 admitting elections are rigged! Or not!