Tag: wingnuts

Steve King Has Terrific Plan To Give All Public Schools’ Money To The Duggar Family!

Good news! A terrible bill to gut public education may be defeated by opponents who are farther to the right than the bill's author, Iowa Rep. Steve King.

Deleted Comments: Kellyanne Conway Is Hot

Are Trump supporters becoming less articulate? Probably just a sampling quirk this week.

Deleted Comments: Demons Are Real. Elizabeth Warren Is Fake.

Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.

Deleted Comments: Enjoy A Trump Fan’s Wet Dream About Ending Voter Fraud With Summary Executions

You wouldn't believe how easy eliminating voter fraud would be. All you need is to start with a police state...

Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.

Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.

Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!

For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.

Deleted Comments: Didn’t You Know Trump Won, So All Politics Is Now Over?

Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
Thou hast in thy skull no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

Deleted Comments: You Secular Porn Addicts Are Destroying America And Have Never Read Shakespeare!

We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!

Deleted Comments: ‘Merry Christmas,’ You Pathetic Losers!

Russian hacking is too ridiculous to believe, but 'Pizzagate' is a totally realistic scenario.

South Carolina Wingnut Declares War On God-Given Freedom To Whack Off

A new South Carolina bill would require computers sold in the state to block access to porn, which is not what the Baby Jesus died for.
Danger! Teachers may have opinions you don't like!

College Prof Who Told Class She Fears Trump Goes Into Hiding After Death Threats. What Silly Fears!

A college teacher said unkind things about Donald Trump and Mike Pence, and now College Republicans are demanding a safe space.
To the editors: I liked the old library better.

Deleted Comments: Feminism Is Unnecessary, You Stupid Vaginas

Our critics are not pleased by all the fake news we post here, like saying Hillary Clinton got more votes than Donald Trump. Shame on us.

All-Grown-Up Cindy Brady Has Hair Of Gold, Mouth Full Of Gay Slurs

They should have just left her at the Grand Canyon.
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Deleted Comments: So This Is Where The Truly Depraved Hang Out

Yet another grab-bag of brilliance from our Deleted Comments bin, plus a bonus crazy lady on your Editrix's facebook page! Wear thick gloves if actually grabbing.
Huh. Maybe we shoulda gone with a pony?

Deleted Comments AND Bonus Sunday Puzzler: Donald Trump Is No Racist! He Gave Millions To Charity!

Hey, no one who claims he gave millions to charity could be racist, even if he was lying about the millions.