Tag: wingnut olympics

Arizona Senate: ‘Energy Efficiency’ Is UN Plot For One-World-Order

Move over, Tennessee. Not only did Arizona get the same crazy John Birch email forward you did, but theirs has actually passed the Senate, a House committee, and (fingers crossed!) is ready to be heard by the whole Arizona...

Morning Invocation at Georgia Statehouse Denounces Gays, Liberals, ‘Urbans’

Isn't that funny, the Wonkette tipline today contains two (2) examples of preachers getting all jiggy in their supposedly neutral morning prayers at various statehouses. Hey Kansas, 'sup? Heard you suck, but only Georgia sent video. First, this very...

Wisconsin State Rep: Abused Wives Should Remember What They Loved About Their Husbands in the First Place

Oh, Wisconsin, baby, what happened to us? Don't you remember when it used to be so sweet? It was Laverne & Shirley, and Donna Shalala at Madison, and ... hell, sweetheart, why can't I remember any more? It's a...

New Hanover County, NC, Wants a Piece of That Popular ‘Womyn Are Slutty’ Act

Good morning, New Hanover County, North Carolina! How's things? Oh you got a $9,000 grant for womyn's health, no strings (or matching funds) attached? HOW NICE FOR YOU! That must come in handy these days, with the budget situations...

Missouri House Backs Making Gun Nuts Protected Class

Missouri state Rep. Wanda Brown has had it up to here with the suspicion, the bigotry, the gol-dang prejudice against a certain class of Murkins who know from the pain of intolerance and hatred, and Rep. Wanda Brown did...

AZ Senate: Doctors Can Withhold Info That Might Make Ladies Opt For Abortion

Were you aware that the United Nations declared yesterday some sort of "International Lilith Fair/Diva Cup Festival?" We only realized this when we popped over to the Abortionplex for coffee and a quick D&C and it was closed! Bummer....

Georgia Lege Goes For Gold In Wingnut Olympics

Crossover Day! Crossover Day! A day when every possible batshit mean curbjob-the-welfare-Cadillac-Queens bill simply MUST get passed in order to avoid NOobAma's death panels. What delights does Newtonia have in store for us, as it gets all slick and...