Still sad because False Unicorn Barack Obama won’t legalize it? Here’s heroic Texan Willie Nelson, dressed as the Angel Mohammad, bringing the gift of ganja to the Baby Jesus. This is apparently from a Stephen Colbert Christmas Special (?!), so Happy Xmas. [High Times]

HMMM: “Type http://www.obamanelson.com into your browser and see what happens.” Sen. Ben Nelson of Nebraska? Willie Nelson of Austin? Hair-metal twins Nelson? Or maybe something semi-logical, like Sen. Bill Nelson of Florida?

Is it time to give another coveted Wonkette Presidential Endorsement? Dr. Ron Paul got our first of many 2008 presidential endorsements, but Congressman Kucinich surely deserves one for a) Saying weird things to Jesse Jackson and b) doing a pretty funny impersonation of Tennessee Ernie Ford singing “Sixteen Tons.” Whatever you want to say about Dennis, consider this: MORE »