Tag: william shatner

But is it a 'Class M' planet?

NASA Discovers Earthlike Planet For Donald Trump To Be President Of: Your Saturday Nerdout

It's Saturday, and time to be ridin' Nerdy. We really wanted to show you an allegedly cool video of Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining the history of the universe in under eight minutes, but it got "removed as a violation...
Just a couple of pioneers

Leonard Nimoy, 1931-2015: We Have Been, And Always Shall Be, Your Fan

Leonard Nimoy died today at the age of 83. I was one of those kids who were just a little too young to watch Star Trek during its prime-time run, but the afternoon reruns in the '70s were my...
These are Yang worship words! You will not say them!

Happy Birthday, U.S. Constitution! Even The Parts Without Guns.

Happy Constitution Day, U.S. Wonkers of America and such as! On this day in 1987, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of the signing of the Constitution of the United States. Yr Doktor Zoom distinctly remembers how none of the...

The Duggars, Donald Sterling, And William Shatner Are All Here In Your Afternoon Happy Links

We watched the entire Duggar clan in "19 Kids and Counting" again for you, you ingrates. We also watched Agents of SHIELD, which is way better than watching the Duggars, but is still not quite a top-notch TV experience. Get your...

Blagojevich Sets Up Table At Chicago Comic-Con, Charges $50 For Autographs

Next time you go to a Comic Con, make sure you bring your wallet, as it will be $80 to take a photo with this former Illinois governor and $50 to get his autograph. While touring the floor, Blagojevich...

William Shatner Discovers Poetry In Sarah Palin’s Nonsense

Did you see Sarah Palin's goodbye speech? Neither did we! But we heard it was "special," and that she even wrote it herself (which explains everything). Here's Star Wars hero Dr. Spock reciting Palin's mumbo-jumbo, with bongo accompaniment!