This president is William Howard Taft, one of Ohio’s eight presidents and the fattest of them all. Extremely, extremely fat man. Will Mark “Bowser” Penn’s strategy of doing nothing positive for Hillary Clinton give her the state? Usually she loses states, but let’s find out.

7:30 — TOO CLOSE TO CALL in OHIO says KEITH OLBERMANN. Don’t, stop, thinkin’ about tomorrow…

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It’s only 10:50 PM, so it’s time to listen to Russert and Matthews and The Rest all talk about what we’re talking about. It will be great! Oh dear god Hillary is waving like a seal to the crowd, while shielding her eyes, oh no when will it end? (Also, historical bonus note: That fat piece of crap pictured here is our greatest morbidly obese president, William Howard Taft. He choked to death on a ham sandwich way back in 1974.) MORE »

Hotline has an excerpt from Vanity Fair’s June Cheney piece, and it’s an interesting read for cardiologists: MORE »