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Ron Paul’s Aide Calls Him ‘Cross Between Bob Marley and Obi-Wan Kenobi’

Friday, February 1st, 2008

This week, Ron Paul (Twice!), Dana Delany, Gary Sinise, Hayden Panettiere, William Cohen, Margaret Carlson and Jay Carney were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump. MORE »


To Do: One Little Diddy

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

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Gossip Roundup: 75 to Life

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

* Reliable Source: Crazy Bill Cohen and his crazy wife continue to sell their crazy book about love. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: “Bill Clinton” sent out a “dear friend” email in support of Hillary’s campaign… Bob Dole’s former Press Secretary wrote a book based on when a drunk Pentagon contractor expressed a drunken desire to kill Bill Clinton… MSNBC’s own Chris Matthews and Tucker Carlson will be on NBC’s own 30 Rock tonight. SYNERGY! [Examiner]
* Inside the Beltway: Happy 450th Birthday, Ted Kennedy! [WT]


Rumsfeld Apparently Not Craziest Defense Secretary Ever

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

loveis_top.pngValentine’s Day — what was it? What did it want from us? We turned, as we often do in matters of the heart, to former Defense Secretary William Cohen for the answers. Alas, his remarks in the Washington Post’s “On Faith” special section (aka the “Keep Sally Quinn busy” section) raised more questions than they answered. MORE »


Wonk’d: Hey Weezie!

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

The typical Wonk’d sighting is comprised of two parts. First, the initial spotting - that moment of, “holy shit, it’s XXXX XXXX.” The second part is where it gets interesting: moving in for the kill. Getting a little closer to confirm it is who you think it is, or to get a greeting — but it’s impossible to know how the spottee will react. An equal “hi” for “hi” return is rare, a slight nod seems to be the standard, and the pursed-lip-upward-chin-thrust is if you’re lucky. In today’s Wonk’d see how Howard Dean, William Cohen, and Katherine Heigl respond to being caught. Also, Ken Mehlman’s workout habits, Greta Van Susteren’s travel habits, and the meanest dry cleaner in Chicago, after the jump.

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