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Guy Who Says He Had Sex With Nikki Haley Writes Book, Releases Excerpt

Nikki Haley is now governor of South Carolina, despite being brown and despite allegations that she posted her genitals on some South Carolina blogger guy’s genital site. That guy, Will Folks, will be releasing a book about doing sex things with Haley at some point, but for now, he’s posted an excerpt. (“Sexcerpt”? Is that what they call this sort of thing on the blogs?) Here’s a choice quote: “John Mayer’s “Slow Dancing In a Burning Room” played on her CD changer.” Gubernatorial! Another: “After sliding the front seats of her SUV as far back as they would go, Nikki climbed on top of me – rubbing her crotch back and forth over the growing bulge in my pants while I groped her ass and ran my hands through her hair and up and down her back.” EWW, NIKKI HALEY HAS BACK HAIR? Oh, we misread that. Read more on Guy Who Says He Had Sex With Nikki Haley Writes Book, Releases Excerpt…
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Nikki Haley’s Alleged Republican Loveblogger Posts Sexy Texts

The weird “blogger has sex with hot governor-candidate lady” just keeps getting sexier (except for the blogger-having-sex part). South Carolina GOP person-turned-blog-typer Will Folks has produced various Holy Texts about the sexytime he supposedly had with GOP candidate Nikki Haley. They all used to work together with Mark Sanford, because the South Carolina Republican Party is all about Forbidden Love. So what did Haley say when she called Will Folks the other day, about this affair she says never happened? And why won’t Sarah Palin FOR ONCE stand up for actual traditional family values? Read more on Nikki Haley’s Alleged Republican Loveblogger Posts Sexy Texts…
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RUMOR: Political Blogger Had Sex With Lady?

Now this is strange: “A political blogger is claiming he had an ‘inappropriate physical relationship’ with Republican gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley,” of South Carolina. How can this possibly be true? South Carolina Republican political bloggers are wayyyyy too busy jerking off to bulldogs and muppets on the Chatroulette to ever hunt down fancy human ladies, even if they do have cool Tolkien collections to show off. Pics or didn’t happen. Read more on RUMOR: Political Blogger Had Sex With Lady?…