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Tag: wildfires

Wingnuts And The Crazy Things They Said About Science: Let Us Review 2013 And Weep For The Planet

The end of another year is upon us, worthly Wonkette scum. Another year in the books of us reading terrible things about terrible people and then writing about them in joke form for your entertainment, if one can call...

Wingnuts Figure Islamic Terrorists Are Better Explanation For Wildfires Than Global Warming, Carelessness, Lightning (Updated)

UPDATE: We've heard back from the National Interagency Fire Center; additional details at end of post) Well, golly, here's a break from all that Syria stuff: the National Home for Completely Plausible Conspiracy Theories, aka WND, ran a story...

‘Weather’ On List Of Things GOP Will Not Talk About

Stupid liberals, why must you always be so stupid, introducing LOGIC into discussions that are clearly driven by IDEOLOGY and also: MONEY. See, after the Colorado wildfires burnt up a large portion of Colorado Springs, Democrats thought that it...

Texas Lawmakers Notice Wildfires, Slash Funding To Firefighters

Some teabagger Republicans in the Texas legislature noticed on Newsmax or whatever that Texas is currently on fire, the whole state. And then they heard something about firefighters apparently trying to fight these catastrophic fires, which is communistic, so...

Dead Michael Jackson Is Finally Placed Underground, With All The Other Deads

FINALLY: Famous dead Jackson, Michael Jackson, was buried in the ground outside Los Angeles last night. Some Obama cabinet members, like America's Vice President Joe Biden, are hesitant about sending more troops to Afghanistan, while other people are not...

Hyperbolic War Criminal Dick Cheney Now An “Out” Hyperbolic War Criminal

Dick Cheney, a personified synonym of the desire to bomb Iran, has gone public with his desire to bomb Iran, and also retroactively bomb Iran. Environmentalist types have slacked off recently, in terms of not blogging various iterations of...

Sarah Palin Torches Alaskan Countryside On Way Out

Tipster "TJBeck" sends us this NASA Earth Observatory "Image of the Day" of Alaska, which is completely on fire. How very "Saddam Hussein" of an exit, Sarah Palin! And nice touch with the targeted scorching of "Little Black One."...

HA HA HA: Silly Wonkette editor Ken Layne thought he could take a nice vacation from politics, completely unaware that he would be killed in hellish firestorms: "Just as my son and dog and I got back to the...