Rumors On The Internets: Love the Nightlife
Thursday, January 11th, 2007
* Nancy Pelosi’s womb is advancing the gay agenda, one disco-ball fetus at a time. [Shakespeare's Sister]
* Best laid espionage plans are always stolen from movies — Iran got invaded last night while Bush droned. [Intoxination]
* Attendance at DC peace march planned for later this month will benefit from increased anger with war, suffer from lack of Thievery Corporation. [Blondesense]
* Bob Ney blames corruption on that damn Wild Turkey; she’s a lover you can’t tame. [TPM Muckraker]
* Rush Limbaugh loves paying for pussy. [The Political Pit Bull]
* Bob Barr can’t get enough of the fromundah cheese. [Hit & Run]
* Everyone hates Jimmy Carter. [Little Green Footballs]
* Nancy Pelosi’s womb is advancing the gay agenda, one disco-ball fetus at a time. [Shakespeare's Sister]
* Best laid espionage plans are always stolen from movies — Iran got invaded last night while Bush droned. [Intoxination]
* Attendance at DC peace march planned for later this month will benefit from increased anger with war, suffer from lack of Thievery Corporation. [Blondesense]
* Bob Ney blames corruption on that damn Wild Turkey; she’s a lover you can’t tame. [TPM Muckraker]
* Rush Limbaugh loves paying for pussy. [The Political Pit Bull]
* Bob Barr can’t get enough of the fromundah cheese. [Hit & Run]
* Everyone hates Jimmy Carter. [Little Green Footballs]
We’ve got our night all planned out. Once we’ve finished the candy we collected from Jesse Jackson’s decimated paper-mache torso, we’ll sit down in front of the ol’ electronic hearth, pour out a drink (Wild Turkey 101, neat), and turn on C-SPAN to figure out the State of our crazy, mixed-up Union. 