Once Again, New Media Blows the MSM Out of the Water
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007
Ha ha ha ha, Scooter’s first name is “Irve.” MORE »
Ha ha ha ha, Scooter’s first name is “Irve.” MORE »
Once Again, New Media Blows the MSM Out of the Water
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007
Rumors On The Internets: Edit This!
Monday, February 26th, 2007
* If a Presidential campaign raises more money when the candidate doesn’t show up, should it exist? [Election Central]
* Dick Cheney shops for his extradition-free retirement pad. [HuffPo]
* Top Pentagon brass craft backup plan for an Iran invasion — codename: golf course. [American Leftist]
* Bill O’Reilly enjoys being called “a barbarian” publicly, “Barbara” privately. [C&L]
* West Virginia congressmen love to dig on swine. [Hill Blog]
* The Kucinich campaign is nothing but a song and dance show. [PrezVid]
* Campaign mangers to tire of yelling, “Get the intern to fix the fucking wiki,” before 2008 even begins. [Tech President]
* If a Presidential campaign raises more money when the candidate doesn’t show up, should it exist? [Election Central]
* Dick Cheney shops for his extradition-free retirement pad. [HuffPo]
* Top Pentagon brass craft backup plan for an Iran invasion — codename: golf course. [American Leftist]
* Bill O’Reilly enjoys being called “a barbarian” publicly, “Barbara” privately. [C&L]
* West Virginia congressmen love to dig on swine. [Hill Blog]
* The Kucinich campaign is nothing but a song and dance show. [PrezVid]
* Campaign mangers to tire of yelling, “Get the intern to fix the fucking wiki,” before 2008 even begins. [Tech President]
Everything Is Biased Against Conservatives
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
Depressed Bush lovers may only make up about 28% of an already dumb population, but that’s still a lot of people — 60 million of the country’s 217 million adults. That’s exactly the population of France!
Just like we now require a “rock music” industry for Christian kids and handicapped parking spaces for the crippled, we also need parallel-world media for Bushbots. They’ve got a new comedy political show that boldly never makes a joke about the president, and now they’ve got their own “Conservapedia” that won’t allow foreigners and science to muck up The Truth. Come see what makes them differently abled, after the jump.
Depressed Bush lovers may only make up about 28% of an already dumb population, but that’s still a lot of people — 60 million of the country’s 217 million adults. That’s exactly the population of France!
Just like we now require a “rock music” industry for Christian kids and handicapped parking spaces for the crippled, we also need parallel-world media for Bushbots. They’ve got a new comedy political show that boldly never makes a joke about the president, and now they’ve got their own “Conservapedia” that won’t allow foreigners and science to muck up The Truth. Come see what makes them differently abled, after the jump.
Ted Stevens to Tie Your Tubes
Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
Ted Stevens has a brand new bag: censoring your series of tubes. MORE »
Ted Stevens has a brand new bag: censoring your series of tubes. MORE »
Daily Briefing: Smug Alert
Monday, January 29th, 2007
* Iowa voters get high off the smell of their own farts, pretend to listen to what Hillary Clinton has to say. [WP, NYT, WSJ, USAT]
* Mike Hukabee starts his Presidential campaign by getting Tim Russert to admit he’s digging his grave, “with a knife and fork.” [WP, NYT]
* Giant q-tip is inserted into the Congressional earmark culture to clean out the “pornography” and “terrorists.” Staffers keep their fingers crossed for a furlough day. [WP]
* Loving father John Negroponte is going from one job he doesn’t need to another. [WP]
* Handful of movie stars, handful of hippies were all that showed for weekend’s peace march. [CNN]
* Not just New Orleans: levees are fucked nationwide. [USAT]
* Federal judges just a bunch of wikilectuals. [NYT]
* Iowa voters get high off the smell of their own farts, pretend to listen to what Hillary Clinton has to say. [WP, NYT, WSJ, USAT]
* Mike Hukabee starts his Presidential campaign by getting Tim Russert to admit he’s digging his grave, “with a knife and fork.” [WP, NYT]
* Giant q-tip is inserted into the Congressional earmark culture to clean out the “pornography” and “terrorists.” Staffers keep their fingers crossed for a furlough day. [WP]
* Loving father John Negroponte is going from one job he doesn’t need to another. [WP]
* Handful of movie stars, handful of hippies were all that showed for weekend’s peace march. [CNN]
* Not just New Orleans: levees are fucked nationwide. [USAT]
* Federal judges just a bunch of wikilectuals. [NYT]
National Institute of Health Division Bravely Edits Own Wikpedia Entry
Thursday, January 25th, 2007
The National Institute on Drug Abuse, one of our nation’s most inept and evil agencies, is waging a war — a war on Wikipedia! MORE »
The National Institute on Drug Abuse, one of our nation’s most inept and evil agencies, is waging a war — a war on Wikipedia! MORE »
Wikipedia Jazzing Up U.S. History For the Kids
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
We just needed the dates of the Constitutional Convention. Wikipedia’s usually okay for that kind of thing, right? MORE »
We just needed the dates of the Constitutional Convention. Wikipedia’s usually okay for that kind of thing, right? MORE »
User-Created Satire to Destroy MSM, Mock Kids With Down Syndrome
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
The only website that provides as many consistent user-generated laffs as the Craigslist is, of course, the Wikipedia. Thanks to the reader who sent in this catch, and who’s also presumably responsible for it. MORE »
The only website that provides as many consistent user-generated laffs as the Craigslist is, of course, the Wikipedia. Thanks to the reader who sent in this catch, and who’s also presumably responsible for it. MORE »
Meet Robert Gates
Wednesday, November 8th, 2006
Here’s your potential new Secretary of Defense. Thanks again, Citizen Media! MORE »
Here’s your potential new Secretary of Defense. Thanks again, Citizen Media! MORE »
Crass Covert Cads Calumniate Congressional Cutie!
Thursday, August 10th, 2006
Hello everybody. This is your guest-blogger here. It’s a well-known fact that the Wonkette regulars have a sick, twistedly sexual, and frankly sad obsession with Katherine Harris. Thus, I thought I’d use this platform to reveal my own secret and much healthier Capitol Hill crush, South Dakota’s at-large Congressperson Stephanie Herseth. That’s her over the right. Isn’t she adorable?
Anyway, usually she keeps a fairly low profile and thus manages to stay off this site’s lecherous radar, but in the last week or so she’s found herself entangled in an imbroglio that involves fake fiances, fake fetuses, and a vandalized Wikipedia article. More on the madness after the jump.
Hello everybody. This is your guest-blogger here. It’s a well-known fact that the Wonkette regulars have a sick, twistedly sexual, and frankly sad obsession with Katherine Harris. Thus, I thought I’d use this platform to reveal my own secret and much healthier Capitol Hill crush, South Dakota’s at-large Congressperson Stephanie Herseth. That’s her over the right. Isn’t she adorable?
Anyway, usually she keeps a fairly low profile and thus manages to stay off this site’s lecherous radar, but in the last week or so she’s found herself entangled in an imbroglio that involves fake fiances, fake fetuses, and a vandalized Wikipedia article. More on the madness after the jump.
One of Those Laser Cannons Will End Up on the Streets of the Bronx by Monday, Mark Our Words
Friday, July 21st, 2006
From the Wikipedia entry on the Israel-Lebanon conflict, earlier today (since fixed). MORE »
From the Wikipedia entry on the Israel-Lebanon conflict, earlier today (since fixed). MORE »
