Wonkette

It was early an Cocktober dawn when Larry Craig, the senior senator from the great state of Idaho, finally came to terms with the path that lay before him. “Wife, come hither,” he said to his wife, who tenuously approached carrying a plate of piping hot Super Tubers. “I have been rethinking my resignation from the Senate. I said I wouldst resign due to laws barring gay men from being Republican senators. But I am defiant, wife!” His wife, however, was busy setting up an eHarmony profile, and was oblivious to her husband, the courageous Larry Craig, when he uttered these historic words: “I am an American Gay.” MORE »

“I just ran into Russ Feingold in the bathroom. I can report that he does not have a wide stance, but he did appear to be munching on some reese’s pieces.” [The Capitolist]

This isn’t your usual Larry Craig satirical bathroom goblin cash-for-furry-fucking YouTube gag. This particular video is an actual political advertisement currently showing on Minneapolis television stations. The political cause, obviously, is childhood obesity and lobbying by grease-snack conglomerates. Never forget September the Twenty-Sixth, the day when closeted gay politicians trying to get cock in a public restroom became mainstream fodder for local teevee political ads about children’s health.

A spoof that could be a little wide of the mark [Star-Tribune]