• ‘I DON’T KNOW A SINGLE PERSON THAT READS WONKETTE SINCE KEN LAYNE TOOK OVER’: Yeah, the whole thing has gone downhill since they stopped running the Metro Section. [Washingtonian]

How on Earth can anyone in Washington be expected to give a rat’s ass about Abramoffukkah on a day where Washington’s version of Jesus Christ, Joe Gibbs, has found his way back to the NFL playoffs. AT the very least, we get another one of Clinton Portis’ awesomely cool press conferences. Though we must correct our brother Deadspin: it’s “Pretty Teef.” [Deadspin] MORE »

• Rumor has it: Blogger of Why.I.Hate.DC fame has had his Christmas wishes answered! Congratulations, dude. Oh, Seattle, we are so very, very sorry. MORE »

• The D.C. bat-belt. [Unrequited Narcissism] MORE »