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DELETE YR ACCOUNTS, SHEEPLE. If you are one of the gross pervs who has been gross perving it up on the Ashley Madison website...

A guest post from your comrade "Lou Cabron." And speaking of sluts, three weeks ago pastor Steven Anderson strolled into his Arizona church with proof...

Here is a funny thing. In 2008, your Editrix believed -- and said to people, with her mouth! -- that Mike Huckabee, the kindly...

Do you live in one of the 40 percent of households that is headed by a broad? Well Brian Fischer of the American Patriarchy...

We are sure these Christian radio hosts were not trying to gift us with the joy of laughter, the heartiest, most cleansing laughs we...

Among the city of Detroit's multitude of problems is crime. Well, not crime so much as murder. The city of 700,000-ish averaged about one...

Dinesh D'Souza: Not having the greatest of all possible weeks? Just a couple days after the revelation that got engaged to and/or shared...

How many elected officials in the state of Florida have to be discovered on a list of clients at a brothel before Your Wonkette...

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Each day is an adventure for Mike Huckabee. Some days he's all happy and a-slappin' the bass and whizzing off churchy jokes to his...

Hey teens! Are you ready for the most magical night of your lives, when you will go to Manitou Springs City Hall and dance...

Mitt Romney is a fraud and a liberal and they would never like him, the conservative Internettery told us for years. Who goes to...

Ted Nugent is having a barbecue with the Secret Service, because he simply cannot stop asking ladies and Barack Obama to ride his machine...

Having spent four (12? 40?) days wheezing into his herpes-flecked microphone about hot nubile coeds and the sextapes they should make for him, poor...

Somehow, the Wasilla gravy train has finally run out of steam. What else can explain Todd Palin's alleged Wasilla mistress/prostitute not getting a six-figure...

World's best lover New Jersey GOP state Senate candidate Phil Mitsch has some hot relationship tips on Twitter for the ladies, oh yeah: "Women, you...

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