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VA Legislators Call Backsies, Black Magic, 123 No Takebacks On Gun Bill

Should stalkers, domestic abusers, and sexual batterers be allowed to buy and own guns? For several Republicans on the Virginia Senate Courts of Justice Committee, the answer is a resounding NO, followed by a YES, then a WHOOPS, then...

CNN Reporters Looking A Bit Glum Over Epically Messing Their Bed On Boston Bombing (Video)

UPDATE! Now with video stolen from Mediaite! CNN, after spending almost an hour getting more and more frenzied while trumpeting its scoop that law enforcement had identified a suspect and had either arrested that suspect or were on the verge...

Health Care Decision A Victory For Everyone, Except Millions Of Poor People Maybe

Good news, liberal-arts majors with Internet connections! Now even though you don't have a "real job" but are making a livable amount of money by cobbling together three blogging gigs and so don't have health insurance, starting in...

Fox News Host Forgets 9/11, Gets Very Angry About It

The eight-year period of 2000-2008 was the best, wasn’t it? First everyone freaked out about Y2K which ended up not really being very exciting, then the movie Chicken Run came out, but then wasn’t there something kind of bad...

United States Gov’t Sorry About Credit Card Not Going Through, Will Try This Other One

We are not exactly sure what all of this means, except that America is almost officially bankrupt instead of "bankrupt but in name only." (Reuters) - The United States probably wouldn't be able to maintain its prized AAA sovereign ratings...

Daily Beast: Arizona Shooting Victim Muammar Gaddafi’s Staff Wants ‘Her’ To Run For Senate

So much for that new civility. UPDATE: The correction, which is somehow even worse:

Sarah Palin Slights Glenn Beck By Mistaking Him For Sane Person

Oh look, Twitter, Sarah Palin is here to tell us that the media is being silly about her pal @beck's rally. What's that silly media? You say @beck is the Twitter handle not of Glenn Beck but of the...

Carly Fiorina Learns About Live Mics While Mocking Barbara Boxer’s Hair

Carly Fiorina is already abusing her lifelong "you can't make fun of my hair because I had cancer" privileges by savagely mocking the hair of actual senator Barbara Boxer. What's Carly's excuse? Oh gosh, she didn't know those broadcast...

U.S. Military: Surplus Oil Gone By 2012, Global Shortages & Meltdown To Follow

Ha ha, just in case you took that whole "Obama will drill the seashores" thing seriously, the U.S. Military is preparing for surplus oil to be gone by 2012 and irreversible global shortages to begin by 2015. That is...

Newspaper Runs Delightful ‘Kill Obama’ Ad

C'mon now, libtards. Ad dollars are running thin these days. Some schlock wants to buy an "assassinate the President" ad? Well, if he's paying cash... "Warren Times Observer Publisher John Elchert says the ad appeared Thursday. It read, 'May...

Larry Eagleburger Doesn’t Like Sarah Palin

Lawrence Eagleburger served as Secretary of State under George H.W. Bush and is a serious, well-regarded Republican statesman -- so it should come as no surprise that he is secretly in the tank for Barack Obama. Eagleburger endorsed John...

Joe The Plumber Stands Up McCain On Live TV

Ha ha John McCain's new boyfriend is a terrible media whore! Joe the Plumber has successfully converted his 15 milliseconds of fame into a COUNTRY MUSIC RECORDING CONTRACT and a live televised shotgun wedding on November 4th to Sarah...