Wonkette

* The CVS at the Starburst intersection was robbed, causing an elderly woman to faint. [Frozen Tropics]
* Spot the Nazi bus and Eva Braun will poop on your chest. [Mayhem By Miss M]
* Best tender breasts aren’t even on the menu anymore. Get in the know. [The DC Concierge]
* Shutdown Day 2007. OMGROTFLOL. [The View from Dupont]
* New Whole Foods in Fairfax has wine tasting bar, five gourmet restaurants and fashion beers. One of only two “concept” locations. [Go Clipless]

• MD Lt. Gov. hospitalized by 19-year-old girl. [AP via FOX]
• Whole Foods: Yuppie pimp yenta. [IAAL]
• TSA keeps DC safe from pork. [HTBSFP]
• New urbanism vs. COOL BIG SHINY FIRE TRUCKS. [WaPo]

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* Inside the Beltway: White House pool report notes the “appropriate droppings” of the Easter Bunny. . . Rep. Rob Simmons (R-Conn.) receives a letter from PETA after choking on meat during a fundraiser. [WT]
* Rush & Molloy: Jenna Bush was spotted with boyfriend Henry Hager at the Clarendon Whole Foods on Easter Sunday. [NYDN]

A helpful operative/Stickhead sent in this snap of Whole Foods jumping on the Butterstick bandwagon:

We’re the last ones to complain about appropriating the Stick’s mindbending adorableness for commercial purposes, but: Why such a sad Stick? It’s emotional blackmail! We can sort of hear what he’s saying: “Eat these macaroon before the bad people eat me.” MORE »