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Posts Tagged ‘who knows?’

Joe Biden, Really? AP/NYT/Etc. Says Yes He Can

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Oh hey old dude here is some news.Look, we think Joe Biden is kind of funny, too. But, uh, come the fuck on, AP and CNN and everybody, do you really want this? Biden, he is smart, he knows some things, he would be great on a New Yorker podcast or whatever, but …. Eh, time for bed, finally. When Obama rings in the morning, at 4 a.m., with bad news, we are just going to treat it like any other TXT from some money-wanting no-can-having drunk. Meanwhile, we think of Bill Richardson, we even think of Old Jack Reed the father we never found, we think of Neal Cassady. [CNN/Valleywag/NYT]


Friday, August 22nd, 2008
  • ABC NEWS STICKING WITH BIDEN: Is there Joementum? Biden supposedly has extra Secret Service protection around the house, too. [ABC News]

JACK REED (THE RHODE ISLAND SENATOR) IS OBAMA VEEP CHOICE?!

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Why not?Well, who the hell knows, but we have it on very good authority — an email sent to your editor, who is not named “Chris” — that Rhode Island senior senator Jack Reed will become Obama’s running mate, officially, in the next few hours or at least by tomorrow morning. Why some Eastern senator from a make-believe state? Because he’s a Military Hero, get it? MORE »