JOHN McCAIN cut himself (”down the highway” not “across the street”) after NAVY lost to Ohio State, at American collegiate football. Hardly a surprise, considering those dapper Navy midshipmen can’t even beat a bunch of dirty beatnik bookworms at croquet. Can you even begin to imagine how disastrous it would be if MIT challenged Navy to a game of MARIO KART? … MORE »

Kola Boof, Osama bin Laden’s former sex slave (she of the memoir revealing UBL’s greatest love of all), has a great agent. Her publisher just sent a note TPM Muckraker, after they had the temerity to point out a factual inaccuracy in her book. Included was this thrilling tidbit: MORE »