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GOP Florida Lt. Gov. Lady Giggles That She Can’t Be A Lesbian Because She’s Not Ugly And Stuff
Hey Florida Lieutenant Governor (and Republican) Jennifer Carroll, what are the reasons that former employee Carletha Cole must be lying when she says she walked in on you in a mutually beneficial arrangement with a female employee? Let us count the ways: 1) Carletha Cole is single and ugly, so she must be the real [...]
Rick Santorum: Whitney Houston Set ‘Poor Example’ For America By Dying
Piers Morgan, a British subject paid to yell poshly at Americans by teevee, lured Rick Santorum away from his last four tax returns, and asked the current GOP front-runner to share his thoughts: on celebrity, on America, on what it is to be human. To Rick, “being human” means opining that this Brittni Hustun or [...]
Let Us Remember Whitney Houston, With Sarah Palin
Has your Wonkette not even commemorated Whitney Houston yet? What a singer, what a voice. Before there was Nobama, before there was Mittens, there was only one: Whitney. What a horrible, depressing end to a life of Song. Here is Sarah Palin agreeing with us and providing the “political angle” that this story so desperately [...]
John McCain Sucks at Fantasy Football, and Osama bin in Love
JOHN McCAIN cut himself (“down the highway” not “across the street”) after NAVY lost to Ohio State, at American collegiate football. Hardly a surprise, considering those dapper Navy midshipmen can’t even beat a bunch of dirty beatnik bookworms at croquet. Can you even begin to imagine how disastrous it would be if MIT challenged Navy [...]
We’re Just Waiting For Slate’s Comic Book Adaptation
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