• OBAMA AND MCCAIN SPLIT THE ELECTORATE IN OBVIOUS AND PREDICTABLE WAYS: Oh Goodness This Just In! Younger people like Barack Obama, while older folks like John McCain; the black peoples favor the one while the white peoples favor the other. So, unless a big segment of voters plans on effecting a rapid change in age or race in the next few months, we might as well hold this frigging election now. Meet your new president, Bob Barr. [Wall Street Journal]

Hey guys, did you hear about the Negro Menace? Apparently it’s a growing problem for White America. MORE »

* The Wall Street Journal knows that raising the minimum wage is unnecessary as long as the great wealth producing engine that is Burger King keeps humming along. [Sadly, No!]
* Justice Department argues that children must have access to online breasts. [Slashdot]
* Barack Obama’s having a hard time walking around, what with Mike Huckabee swinging from his nuts and all. [Political Insider]
* Malkin embarks on her blond admonition tour. [Michelle Malkin]
* Walnuts McCain uses Jedi mind tricks on Silvestre Reyes: “You want to increase the number of troops in Iraq, you want to tell the media John McCain is the no-nonsense maverick who gave you this idea.” [Political Animal]
* Being investigated by the FBI is no bar to Congressional leadership positions, as long as you’re white. [TPM Muckraker]

What happens when some twee accordion-indie band from Portland, Oregon, plays a NW bar on a dead Monday night before Thanksgiving? Nothing, really, but the group in question (Norfolk & Western) were unhappy enough to share their story on some Internet board. And then it ended up on DCist. And then 7,000 people left comments either dismissing Washington as a dangerous Third World crimeland filled with dangerous black people or dismissing the haters as racists who should all move to the Pacific Northwest where everybody is white and plays in a twee accordion-indie band.

We’ve collected a few highlights, which you’ll find after the jump.

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Add another culprit to the GOP’s pile of the guilty. Along with fiscal conservatives, evangelical Christians, military people, libertarians and independents, the November 7 bloodbath is also the fault of “white rednecks.” MORE »