John McCain held a town hall for women last night in Denver and just could not resist making one of his patented “jokes” about women, which usually involve rape, bestiality, cunts, and chicks with dicks. This one is much simpler: he says it’s a very “emotional” town hall, “maybe because it’s a women’s town hall, heh heh, heh.” The Republican white women cheer because they are the worst demographic on Earth. UPDATE: Oh Christ there’s another awesome video out there too along the lines of, “How bout that dame in the debate, HEHH????” After the jump. MORE »

OK, not to be racist, but. White ladies. Why do you all suck so much at everything? “Since picking Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain has obliterated what had been a 34-percentage-point deficit in a poll of likely women voters on the question of which candidate has a ‘better understanding of women and what is important’ to them… Unlike black and Hispanic women, White women saw McCain and Palin as most understanding of their concerns.” This is why no one likes you, white women. You are all awful and should be thrown in Gitmo for, uhm, causing the financial crisis. [Politico]

“NEW YORK (Reuters) - Women would rather carpool or go on vacation with Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama than with his Republican rival John McCain, a new poll of U.S. women voters showed on Tuesday.” What the fuck does this even mean? “Carpooling” and “vacationing” are two very distinct acts. So they have asked women across the country, basically, which candidate they would rather schlep to pre-school or, conversely, go to the Jersey Shore with. John McCain polls better with white women, so we might infer that there is some strange demographic called bl… black… black women? HISPANIC WOMEN? Who are these so-called “people,” and why do we never hear about them? [Reuters]

WHITE LADY SENATOR ENDORSES OBAMA: Barack picks up a crucial white-lady endorsement with the endorsement of Senator and White Lady Amy Klobuchar of … uhm, Minnesota. She is the newish senator in Minnesota. [AP/Google]