Wonkette

Hillary Clinton’s team of hard-working white Americans wrote a memo today. It is all about the importance of her winning the primary in the “key swing state” of West Virginia, which John McCain will win in a landslide in November. Read the memo in full after the jump. MORE »

Barack Obama continues his campaign to woo daytime TV watchers by doing interviews on TV, in the daytime. He recently spoke with the TODAY show, which caught him on film attempting to seduce an elderly woman by embracing her from behind. Seriously. MORE »