Tag: white trash

Healthcare Lobbyists To Throw Smashing ‘White Trash’ Party

STRATEGIC HEALTH CARE is a noble health care lobbying firm "working at the intersection of health care and government — widely respected for our expertise in congressional and regulatory matters, health policy analysis and solutions, CMS pilots and demos,...

Tanning Machine Cancer Industry Sends Big Bucks To Boehner

People who are not Sarah Palin and/or "Snooki" may not understand the importance the Indoor Tanning Industry plays in making people look like wrinkled, rotten oranges with melanoma, but weeping boozebag would just be a bright red nose on...

Ohio Woman Says ‘Whites Only’ Pool Sign She Put Up Merely ‘Historical’

What are the racist loonballs up to in ...let's see, Ohio this time? Sure, why not give Arizona a quick break? Antiques-collecting landlord lady Jamie Hein of Cincinnati is apparently the sort of person who came to mind when...

Sarah Palin Honors Vets With Photo Of Herself On A Motorcycle

Happy Memorial Day! It is time to honor America's War Heroes, meaning Sarah Palin. America's favorite snowbilly grifter showed up Sunday at "Rolling Thunder," a non-partisan organization which raises awareness of veterans' issues through the display of motorcycles that...

Brave Patriot Complains To Wonkette Re: ‘blacks, mexicans, whit trash’

As always with the very special emails to your Wonkette, tonight's gem offers no particular point of reference. We can assume it's a generalized response to this or that post about income inequality or the nation's biggest corporations evading...

Joe Miller’s Alaska Militia Friend Jailed For Trying To Murder Judges

Scruffy-cheeked Ivy League teabagger Joe Miller lost his crazed bid to become a senator last year, but the sore loser still thinks he's got a place in politics. But will his ambitions survive his friendship with a 26-year-old white...

Bristol Palin Mumbles Dumbly To Alaska ‘Rock Jocks’

America's princess, Bristol Palin, did an exclusive phone-in with these two minor-market FM morning show announcers all about the mysteries of her life -- and she called in from her Arizona stucco ghetto foreclosure about 50 miles outside of...

Bristol Palin Won’t Become America’s New Walter Cronkite, After All

Even though she bought some foreclosed stucco dump about an hour from Arizona State University's "Cronkite School of TeeVee Journamalism," Bristol Palin is not enrolled at this school, and the people in charge of this television academy in Arizona...

Bristol Palin Pays $172,000 Cash For Foreclosed Tract House In Arizona

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like the exciting news that 20-year-old Bristol Palin -- known for getting pregnant as a teenager and not knowing how to dance at all -- has bought a house! Hooray, Bristol! Times are tough for...

Busted Lawn Chair & Toilet Bucket Represent Obama, America

While nothing can compete with the most famous photograph of America 2010, Wonkette operative "Jeff S." claims he took this picture at a NASCAR homeless encampment, and that he "thought the guy was making an interesting point." Uhh, sure!...

LIFE WITH THE VULGAR CRETIN PALINS: "I was like, 'Mom, Mom.' I was bawling my eyes out. She was like, 'What's wrong?' And I was like, 'I'm pregnant.' And she was like 'Oh my God. Holy crap.'"

Can You Guess the Identity of This Monster?

Wonkette operative "Kris" wants you to have nightmares forever and ever, until you jump out of your (first floor) window and, uh, sprain your ankle. So she flipped over our gross picture of Sarah Palin's tattooed-on lipstick, and, well...

Sarah Palin Has Special Rules For Media Coverage of Her Mall Appearance

Famous dingbat Sarah Palin continues her exciting Publicity Tour of Middle America, and pretty soon she'll be at the famous Giant Shopping Mall of Minnesota. Interested in covering her appearance? Well if you are, there's a good chance you're...

Dinner With Sarah & Todd Palin! Bidding Starts At Just $25,000 On eBay

If you've ever dreamed of joining four other random slobs for a very sexy dinner with Sarah Palin and her snowmobile stoner husband Todd, next Tuesday is your lucky day! Maybe. That's when you can start bidding on the...

Scumbag Has-Been John Edwards Maybe About To Admit To Fathering That Poor Baby

From his teevee-anchor dyed & blow-dried hair to his repulsive stucco fortress on a million acres of North Carolina scraped dirt, everything about the ambulance-chasing personal injury attorney has always cried FRAUD, but the most disgusting part about Edwards...

Famous Marriage Expert Levi Johnston Says Palins Have Marriage Troubles

Alaskan teen Levi Johnston is famous for banging one of Sarah Palin's daughters in Sarah Palin's house in a special fuck room Sarah Palin created for the children, and ever since America has turned to Young Mr. Levi for...