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JOHN MCCAIN

Rumors On The Internets: Never Too Poor for Porn

by Ken Layne  9:27 pm December 6, 2006

DEMOCRATS

Road to Loserdom: Bayh Edwards Hires Some Dude

by Alex Pareene  4:21 pm December 5, 2006

DRUGS

Last Week’s Shots: Weed Is Not Cool Anymore

by Alex Pareene  3:31 pm November 27, 2006

SEX

Last Week’s Shots: Report as Shockingly Offensive

by Alex Pareene  2:35 pm November 20, 2006

REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS

Rumors On The Internets: Nice Game Console, Comrade

by Alex Pareene  6:45 pm November 16, 2006

RACE

Last Week’s Shots: Ridiculous Generalizations Will Suffice

by Alex Pareene  3:24 pm November 6, 2006

CAPITOL HILL

Last Week’s Shots: The Best of LNS

by Alex Pareene  3:02 pm October 30, 2006

JOHN KERRY

Gossip Roundup: Saxby Chambliss in Identifying With Confederacy Shocker

by Alex Pareene  2:43 pm September 18, 2006

WASHINGTON TIMES

Moonie ‘Times’ Displeases Moon, King of Peace to Call for Pruden’s Head

by Alex Pareene  3:40 pm September 12, 2006

E.J. DIONNE

Rumors On The Internets: What Schelling On Hegel Really Means

by Alex Pareene  5:30 pm August 15, 2006

LOBBYISTS

White-Collar Crime

by Alex Pareene  4:13 pm August 7, 2006

MEDIA

Washington Papers Take Early Lead in Shitting Habits of Rich People Coverage

by Alex Pareene  4:44 pm July 20, 2006

MEDIA

Kay Graham’s All-White Salons: Too Hot for Outlook

by Alex Pareene  11:15 am July 17, 2006

NORTH KOREA

Cartoon Violence Sees London, Cartoon Violence Sees France

by Alex Pareene  1:34 pm July 14, 2006

BARACK OBAMA

Michael Crowley Wants You to Know: He’s Fluent in “Jive”

by Alex Pareene  6:14 pm June 28, 2006

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