Tag: white house

Donald Trump Pissed Off Australia, Threatened To Invade Mexico. But He Was Just Joshing! (No He Wasn’t)

If Trump can't start fight with our closest allies, who CAN he start fights with? Wait don't answer that.
Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Proves He Is Fascist, Sh*thead, Shouldn’t Be In Charge Of A Rest Stop Bathroom

David Clarke has 'thoughts' on the Muslim Ban protest. Also, is the White House still defying all those judges? It turns out: yes!

Is Donald Trump Actually Terrified Of ‘Stairs’? No, Really, ‘Stairs’? A Wonk-vestigation!

Donald Trump reportedly had to hold on to UK Prime Minister Theresa May, A KNOWN GIRL, because he's scared of the stairs.

THE RESISTANCE BEGINS … With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE!

Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.

Greenpeace Daredevils Hang Big Beautiful ‘RESIST’ Banner From Crane Near White House

Would you risk your life to inspire resistance againstĀ Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...

Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!

Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.

Wonkette Editrix Wins CNN

It's our Editriix! On the Teevee!

Purge Of White House Website Complete: Gays And Climate Change No Longer Exist

Well, what else did you expect?

Trump’s LOW ENERGY Inauguration. Wonkagenda for Friday, January 20, 2016

Trump's can't fill his cabinet, EVERYONE is protesting, Colbert says #ThanksObama! Your morning news brief!

NO, MICHELLE OBAMA, DON’T LEAVE US, PLEASE COME BACK!

This is your OPEN THREAD, where you will cry at a Michelle Obama video.

Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned

What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision.

Guess The Trump Kids Aren’t ALLOWED To Swing On The Swingset

Why did Donald Trump reject Obama's nice offer to leave Malia and Sasha's play set for the Trump kids?

Lookie! The White House’s Sexxxiest Pictures Of 2016! (There Will Be No Sexxxy Pictures In 2017)

Enjoy these pictures of the Obamas and the Bidens, because IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.

Where Will Ivanka Trump Sleep In The White House? OH NO, POLITICO, DON’T FIRE US FOR ASKING!

Sounds like Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are going to be our new First Lady!