Tag: white house

NO, MICHELLE OBAMA, DON’T LEAVE US, PLEASE COME BACK!

This is your OPEN THREAD, where you will cry at a Michelle Obama video.

Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned

What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision.

Guess The Trump Kids Aren’t ALLOWED To Swing On The Swingset

Why did Donald Trump reject Obama's nice offer to leave Malia and Sasha's play set for the Trump kids?

Lookie! The White House’s Sexxxiest Pictures Of 2016! (There Will Be No Sexxxy Pictures In 2017)

Enjoy these pictures of the Obamas and the Bidens, because IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE.

Where Will Ivanka Trump Sleep In The White House? OH NO, POLITICO, DON’T FIRE US FOR ASKING!

Sounds like Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are going to be our new First Lady!
Next: Unleash the Precious Moments figurines!

Sean Hannity Buys Art Masterpiece For Donald Trump, Just As Classy As Anything Else Trump Owns

Maybe the Trump Foundation's portraits of Donald can be collected at the White House, too!
Sure it's poison. But think of the savings!

Paul Ryan Voice Of Reason On Shutting Down Government This One Time

Flint, Michigan's poisoned water system may be replaced before the heat death of the universe.

Middle Class Better Off Than It’s Been Since Bush’s Financial Crisis, THANKS OBAMA

We got all your SEXXXY ECONOMIC NEWS right here!
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Bill O’Reilly: Slaves Who Built White House Had It GREAT!

Also, they were helped by some white dudes who did get paid.
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

Fox News SHOCKER: Hillary Clinton Beat Bill Like An Egg-Stealing Hound

Fox News, America's most reliable and trusted cable news outlet, has been muddling around for years now, trying to find some dirt on Hillary Clinton that will really stick. Benghazi, excuse us, BENGHAZHI!!1!, has turned out to be a bust. The...
Could we borrow a little of that Ebola panic?

House GOP Knows What’s Worse Than Deformed Zika Virus Babies, And It Is Planned Parenthood

The GOP can't be bothered to save the Zika babies, because they're too busy saving the babies from Planned Parenthood! Wait, what?

Is Lindsey Graham Falling For Donald Trump In Spite Of Himself?

Lindsey Graham is now reportedly asking Republican donors to get behind Trump.

Derp Roundup: Andrea Tantaros Does Bondage!

Time for another quick check-in with stories what were clogging up our browser tabs all week but we couldn't quite bring ourselves to do a full post on, but which were too wonderfully stoopit to ignore altogether. Also a...
Now Kissinger -- he's my Jew.

The Time Merle Haggard Played The Nixon White House, Even Though He Was A Felon

Country music legend Merle Haggard died Wednesday on his 79th birthday, but did you know that it was once Very Controversial when he performed for Pat Nixon's birthday party at the White House on March 17, 1973? Not merely...