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Texas nerdboy Ahmed Mohamed, who was arrested in September when school officials and the Irving Police Department decided his alarm clock inside a pencil...

In Tuesday night's Democratic debate, candidates were asked what the greatest problem facing our nation is, and they said things like "Ay-Rabs" and "nuculars"...

Last week, Ben Carson, who is currently just about tied with Donald Trump as the frontrunner for the Republican nomination, laid some of his...

Like many rightwingers who have felt the need to turn Pope Francis's U.S. visit to into a campaign talking point, Mike Huckabee is really...

Oh look, another weekend almost come and gone. But it's still Sunday afternoon, which means we can still day drink or sleep all day...

Look, it is Bristol Tits Palin, spreading her morning sickness across the interwebs again. Whatcha outraged about this time, Bristol, even though you hate "the politics of...

Just in case you had any doubts that Donald Trump is the smartest, YOOGEST, most knowledgeable security expert running for president, we bring you...

You have probably been wondering for YEARS (a bit over two of them, to be precise) what happened to those idiots in upstate New...

Well, isn't this ironic, don't you think? The Obama administration has notified two states that took steps to halt Medicaid funds to Planned Parenthood Federation of America...

Hey Wonkers! It is Sunday, and we hope this post finds you fat and brunched up! We had quite a week, what with the...

Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas is a No Pants, Grade-A Twat-sicle, and the White House knows it. He THINKS he went to Vienna and...

Ever since June 26, the day which will live in infamy, when the Supreme Court gave America the right gay throatcramming she deserved, wingnuts...

BARACK OBAMA IS THE MEANEST DAD IN THE WORLD, YOU GUYS. Why? Uh, because his daughters are never going to be popular, like ever,...

Hey Wonkers, happy Fourth of July weekend and shit! Do you need a nap? We sure do! Let's all snuggle dressed like burritos after...

Oh look at the White House all BRAGGIN' and shit. That Nice Time video above was provided to yr Wonkette (and by "provided," we...

Greeting, Wonketteers. Are you ready to take a well-deserved break from your buttsechs gay marriage orgies and sojourn with me down to Your Very...

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