May 28, 2012
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White House Shames Insurance Execs For Following Incentives Of Their Legal Business Model
by Jim Newell 4:29 pm March 5, 2010
Aww, Barack Obama invited the health insurance executives to one of Jay-Z’s White House War Salons yesterday and read them “a letter he received from Natoma Canfield of Medina, Ohio,” who has nine million cancers and broken bones and collywobbles, or at least one cancer. The insurance executives responded, well Jesus, Natoma, you think we’re [...]
Michelle and Barack Do the Christmas Boogie With This Red Space Monster From Space
by Ken Layne 3:26 pm December 25, 2009
Here’s a special Xmas Photo of your president and first lady “getting down” (that’s Chicago ACORN talk) with the red space monster “MUNO” from teevee’s Yo Gabba Gabba. Who would want to go to Hawaii when you could do this all night, in front of a portrait of George Washington, WHO BUILT THIS HOUSE WITH [...]
Plus! How serious and historical is the Internet’s new photo that will never be displayed out of context? [White House Flickr]
Biden & Obama: Will They Ever Agree About Springsteen’s Later Work?
by Ken Layne 1:48 am December 18, 2009
While you were eating the rest of that bag of chips and wondering whether to watch the teevee or stalk your ex on Facebook, Joe Biden and Barack Obama were dressed in evening clothes at the Kennedy Center, arguing the merits of recent work by Kennedy Center honorees Bruce Springsteen and Robert DeNiro. Biden’s opinion? [...]
Disgusted by Everybody’s Complaining, Barack Obama Puts America In FEMA Death Camp
by Ken Layne 1:11 pm December 2, 2009
This country may no longer be “Number One” in anything important — manufacturing, education, innovation, hot chicks, architecture, infrastructure, wealth, health, spaceships, etc. — but the U.S.A. still leads the world in whining like a special needs titty baby about EVERYTHING, all the time.
Michelle Obama’s Robot Army Protects Barack
by Ken Layne 8:39 am December 1, 2009
And how did those dirty White House Party Crashers get by Michelle Obama’s robot-assassin droid? Here is the actual White House Flickr caption: “An aide to the First Lady, wearing a radio on the back of her dress, watches as President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and his wife, Mrs [...]
How Can Obama Laugh When There Are Still Economic Problems?
by Ken Layne 9:07 am November 30, 2009
Doesn’t Barack Obama and his gang of Chicago Thugs know it’s “wrong” in the eyes of the American Jesus to laugh at shit on the computer, when there are people out of work?! This photo was taken on Obama’s magic private jet, “Air Force One” (what, he can’t take Southwest like everybody else?) during a [...]
In Obama’s America, Thanksgiving Is Just Halloween Again, Forever
by Ken Layne 1:01 pm November 23, 2009
Looks like the Wonkette photo desk was pretty much abandoned during your managing editor’s long absence, which basically means nobody was raiding the White House Flickr feed for easy comedy blog postings, so forgive us if we GO BACK IN TIME to a special day that is really every single day for all Americans forever: [...]
Cauliflower Brain Actually Running White House
by Wonkette Jr. 12:12 pm October 29, 2009
All us crybaby liberals are all crying, “Oh no Barack Obama isn’t being liberal enough about everything, even though he is supposed to be black.” Well now we know the rest of the story: This big old cauliflower brain in the White House is not-so-secretly running everything. And you know what color cauliflower is …. [...]
It’s a sad-ass day for America when the Secret Service lets this dirty old robot eat the country’s first black president. [White House Flickr]
After eight years of that alky teetotaler George W. Bush, it’s always a delight to see that your president is man enough to have a beer without turning into some raging drunken elder-abusing asshole. Here is Barack Obama just cold slurpin’ a cold one with his powerful baseball-fan friends. On the left, let’s see, that’s [...]
The Official White House Caption on this shocking Pete Souza photo reads, “President Barack Obama jokingly reacts to news that staffer Nora Becker will be leaving to pursue a joint MD and PhD in healthcare economics during the White House staff picnic on the South Lawn, June 26, 2009.” Eh, looks to us like he’s [...]
