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  class traitors

Stupid Old Joe Biden Takes Thanksgiving Vacation, Is Stupid

Dumb Joe Biden, what have you done now!!! Keith Koffler, of White House Dossier, is here to tell us in the excellent journalistic scoop “’Middle Class Joe’ Takes Thanksgiving on Nantucket.” Vice President Biden, who thinks of himself as middle class and self-identifies with average Americans, embarked Tuesday for the exclusive resort island of Nantucket, where he and his family spend Thanksgiving every year. Oh shit, son, you got PWNED! Read more on Stupid Old Joe Biden Takes Thanksgiving Vacation, Is Stupid…
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Michelle Obama’s Desire To Go Outside Hurts America’s Feelings

As America heads swiftly toward its impending rapture date, Michelle Obama fans are wondering why our FLOTUS has not taken advantage of the opportunity to publish a “How to Make the Most of Your Ramadan Fast” diet book or, alternatively, eat some more hamburgers while no one is paying attention. Perhaps it is because our FLOTUS is too busy going on vacation, every single day of the year. Some people are upset about this apparent revelation, because shouldn’t the First Lady spend more time in the confines of her residence, having luncheons and knitting? Instead, as a direct insult to the American people, First Lady Magellan Obama thinks she needs to “see the world” and “do things.” Read more on Michelle Obama’s Desire To Go Outside Hurts America’s Feelings…