Wonkette

This Saturday is the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner in Washington D.C., a.k.a. former Wonkette editor Alex Pareene’s favorite night of the year! And as in previous years, your Wonkette will not be going to the stupid dinner but will be attending after parties thrown by various Main Stream Media publications and networks. One of the most select is the Bloomberg party, the organizers of which HAVE NOT RETURNED OUR E-MAIL YET but did let this random DUDE in who obviously plans on cheating on his boyfriend, with a Wingboy. [Craigslist]

* Reliable Source: Stephen Colbert to headline White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. . . Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, George Shultz, and Charles Krauthammer partied at Cafe Milano on Friday. . . Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi pledges abstinence until election in April. [WP]
* Under the Dome: Sen. McCain’s home is a tough sell at $3.75m. . . Sen. Cornyn (R-Texas) lampooned Sen. Kennedy (D-Mass.) with remarks on Alito. . . Comedian Steve Carell runs for Congress in upcoming film. [The Hill]
* Inside Politics: Sen. Ensign (R-Nev.) suffers slight injuries after head-on collision with sleepy driver. . . Bush calls Bill Clinton “my new brother”. . . Tony Blair’s son begins congressional internship today. [WT]
* Page Six: “Enviro-babe and screenwriter” Nora Maccoby likely behind Bush’s State of the Union environmentalism. [NYP]
* Liz Smith: Chip Reid married on Jan. 2. [NYP]
* Rush & Molloy: Bill Clinton uses Davos forum to state, for the record, that he is not married to John McCain. [NYDN]