Tag: white house

Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up

You know things are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much About Badass Congress Ladies, Being Badass!

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Liveblogging BIG PORKY SEAN SPICER’S Last Press Briefing Ever, Unless He Does Another One

We must savor these moments while they last!

Sean Spicer Simply Too Fat To Brief Press These Days

What the hell is going on with the White House Press Briefings?

Your Weekly Top Ten Is In Gay Love With Kamala Harris And Martin Heinrich

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Melania Trump Not Having Any Of Her Dumb Husband’s Shit

We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
The Yoogest Story Ever Told

Trump Religious Freedom Order Far Too Stupid For ACLU To Take To Court

The ACLU has a lot of Netflix to catch up on, and therefore will BRB.

Trump Cons Religious Idiots With Meaningless Executive Order, Completely Forgets To Fuck The Gays

Sorry, Christian wingnuts, but you got scammed.

White House Nazi Maybe YOU’RE FIRED! No, The Other White House Nazi.

Is Sebastian Gorka on his way out? And if so, is he REALLY leaving the U.S. government?

Elijah Cummings Is Going To Kick Michael Flynn Right In His Russian Ass

The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????

Jason Chaffetz Just Taking A Month Off Work Because OW HIS FOOT OW!

He needs IMMEDIATE foot surgery! It will take him A MONTH to recover!

Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.

WHICH Sesame Street Character Will Be PBS’s Messenger Of ‘FUCK YOU’ To Trump?

Which character will it be? It is a mystery! And your open thread!

President Bannon Thinks Jared Kushner Is Total Cucking Jew! WHOA IF TRUE!

You don't talk about the president's boyfriend we mean son-in-law like that!