Tag: white house

Scaramucci, Schlapps, And Shuckafuck: The Sunday Gauntlet Of Conservative Aggrievement

We watched the Sunday shows because you were busy drinking.
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Ain’t Goin’ To The White House To Eat Some Fancy Unpronounceable ‘LAMB’

Erick Erickson is a very simple man who likes to fuck goats, ALLEGEDLY. No fancy side dishes for him!

Maybe Nashville Shooter’s Dad Shouldn’t Have Returned His Guns. It’s A Thought.

It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead.

Trump’s Easter Message To The Children Was Some Weird Shit

What is the White House? Where am I?

Look At Your Teenagers, America. Be PROUD Of Your Teenagers, America!

Will you just look at these terrific kids?

White House Wishes Everyone Would Be Good Christians Just Like Donald Trump

If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything.

It’s Not 11:00 AM Yet, So SHHHHHHH THE PRESIDENT IS STILL HAVING BEDROOM TIME!

President Lazy Ass even bigger President Lazy Ass than he was when he started. Wonder why!

Give Sarah Huckabee Sanders A Break? The Fuck We Will.

Someone is wrong on the internet.

Dumb Old President Loser-Dick Hates Everything, Wishes It Was DEAD!

Sad old goat is probably locked in his room, blaring Elliott Smith to drown out all the TEARS. Now it is your OPEN THREAD!

White House Tries To Distract Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 10, 2017

Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

General John Kelly Murdered Sheriff David Clarke’s White House Job Dreams

Wingnut former sheriff David Clarke won't get a White House job, but as God is his witness, he'll never not be on Fox News again!

Dinesh D’Souza Saves America From Liberal Nazis! By Rearranging Books In A Costco

No Nazi! No Nazi! YOU'RE the Nazi!

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

American Dream Deferred. Wonkagenda for Thurs., August 3, 2017

Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.