Tag: white house

Is Trump Grifting The Secret Service? Gonna Just Assume ‘Yes’

Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.

Sean Spicer Super Sorry For Lying About British Spies, Guesses He Won’t Do It Again

Hey look, another right-wing conspiracy theory was repeated by the White House!

Justice Department Needs More Time To Find ‘Evidence’ That Obama Did ‘Wire Tapps’ To Trump

This 'wire tapp' thing continues to be dumber than dog balls, which are SOOOO DUMB.

Trump White House Asks Intelligence Agencies To Prove We Need Travel Ban. It Does Not Go Well

'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow

Ukraine Is PISSED Y’ALL About Trump Pals’ Freelance Diplomacy They Deny Having Done

Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.

After Threats To Jewish Community Centers, Trump Bravely Says Hatred Probably Not Good

Oh, hatred? Yeah, Donald Trump thinks it's bad. What hatred are you talking about?

Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen Has No Idea If He Did The Thing He Says He Did, Russia Who What Now?

You thought the Sweden story was weird? Get a load of this one.

Trump’s NSA Pick Tells Him To Go Get Peed On

Nobody with any dignity would WANT to work for Donald Trump.

This Is Just A Really Good Breitbart Interview With Sean Spicer

Move over, every other TV journalist that ever lived! Also, your OPEN THREAD.

Donald Trump Pissed Off Australia, Threatened To Invade Mexico. But He Was Just Joshing! (No He Wasn’t)

If Trump can't start fight with our closest allies, who CAN he start fights with? Wait don't answer that.
Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Proves He Is Fascist, Sh*thead, Shouldn’t Be In Charge Of A Rest Stop Bathroom

David Clarke has 'thoughts' on the Muslim Ban protest. Also, is the White House still defying all those judges? It turns out: yes!

Is Donald Trump Actually Terrified Of ‘Stairs’? No, Really, ‘Stairs’? A Wonk-vestigation!

Donald Trump reportedly had to hold on to UK Prime Minister Theresa May, A KNOWN GIRL, because he's scared of the stairs.

THE RESISTANCE BEGINS … With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE!

Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.

Greenpeace Daredevils Hang Big Beautiful ‘RESIST’ Banner From Crane Near White House

Would you risk your life to inspire resistance againstĀ Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...