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NRA President: Barack Obama Is Threatening To Murder Me

Hi there! I bet we have not written about guns for one or two posts now! Truth be told, yr Wonkette is close to running out of funny/snarky/clever things to say about guns, but the universe keeps giving us really stupid people and occurrences we are duty-bound to write about. So what is happening today? David Keene, president of the National Rifle Association (yeah, yeah, we thought it was ragemonkey Wayne LaPierre, but apparently he is CEO of the NRA instead), David Keene, he of the “I’m totally into safe gun use but my kid is doing 10 years for a road rage incident that included handgun brandishing,” David Keene would like to tell you that guns don’t kill people, B. Barry Bamz kills people: Read more on NRA President: Barack Obama Is Threatening To Murder Me…