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Jenna And Laura Bush Entice Youngsters Into Babylonian Fertility Ritual

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

The little boy is sad because he is about to be dismembered aliveAt yesterday’s White House Easter frolic, one very important event went virtually unremarked. Two of the Bush gals read incantations from the ancient Book of Sen-Dak to lull an unsupecting group of smooth-fleshed little ‘uns into a coma. The children were quickly clubbed over the head and hauled back to Cheney’s lair for an “egg hunt.” Terrible photos after the jump. MORE »