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Posts Tagged ‘When monkeys are outlawed, only outlaws will have monke’

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Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

Man sneaks tiny monkey through security at Florida airport; al Qaeda begins diabolical plans to recruit thousands of tiny monkeys, outfit them with adorable itty-bitty dynamite vests. [WTOP]