Oh God Joe Biden is hilarious. He cannot go more than 45 minutes without saying something incredibly awkward. Fortunately, he is so used to making embarrassing remarks that he’s like, “Enh, well, start the clock again people!” and just moves on to the next GAFFE. His Secret Service code name is Gaffey McGaffesalot, because he makes so many gaffes, even in his dreams where he makes rude remarks to articulate wheelchair-bound Indian operators of 7/11s while plagiarizing the Constitution. [Gawker/Daily Intel/YouTube]

Hey, New Hampshire election officials, that is a great logo you’ve got going there. Let’s see, there’s a handicapped guy, and the nice election people have sent him a pizza, because he can’t get to the polling place in his wheelchair, which is probably a serious violation of federal and state access laws. (And thanks for the tip, “Louis J.”)