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Obama Prays To Baby Jesus All The Time

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

He walks on Air!St. Barack Obama is sick of you redneck losers saying he’s a Secret Muslim because you got an email from your unemployed brother-in-law in Idaho — you know, the same Coors-sodden loser who forwards you the stuff about how Bill Clinton did 9/11 and NASA faked the moon landing because they are all FREEMASONS. Really, Obama has had it with you white trash and your halfwit notions. MORE »