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Noted Historian Sarah Palin Thinks Barack Obama Is Just Like Robespierre, If She Knew Who Robespierre Was

Former half-term GILF and current Facebook celebrity Sarah Palin thinks Barack Obama is a very bad man. What did the Kenyan Usurper do this time? He said "Voting is the best revenge." As you can imagine, this is the...

‘Barack Obama’ Sings About Dog Poo In New Gilbert and Sullivan Opera

We are tired of Election News and Racism, so how about a fun Arts & Culture story? Someone discovered a secret, previously unreleased Gilbert and Sullivan sequel to The Pirates of Penzance, and then made a music video for...

Ted Kennedy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Opening Game

Oh boy we better not make a funny about this or fuckface porn addict David Denby may be compelled to shit out another $15.95 pamphlet about how the Internet has ruined his dinner with Michael Kinsley. So, here is...

Your Guide To America’s New War In Syria

Finally, the October Surprise! (Ashley Todd's cut-nut negroid fantasies were in no way worthy of the title.) We have a war, of sorts, in Syria! Who knows why or anything. It's the Kissinger Doctrine all over again: Just bomb...

Uh, Here’s a Video of McCain and Obama Dancing

Oh sure, here's some of that "CGI" used to make Batman movies, but today used to make this creepy video of Obama and McCain having a dance contest. Thanks, we think, to Wonkette commenter supreme AngryBlakGuy.

TROPICAL STORMS TO FINISH OFF WALL ST., CONGRESS, WHITE HOUSE, ETC. "Tropical Storm Kyle formed in the Atlantic, while a system farther north took aim at Washington, New York and other cities along the U.S. East Coast, forecasters said."...

St. Paul Bravely Drops Charges Against Reporters At Republican Convention

During the weird hurricane prayer service/unveiling of Sarah Palin trade show in St. Paul a few weeks back -- which feels like exactly One Thousand Years ago -- there were also some street protests. And the "Minnesota Nice" armored...

Sarah Palin Even Lies About Lipstick! (Maybe)

Oh dudes here is a SCURRILOUS RUMOR we just received, possibly from somebody in America's Meth/Tattoo Capital of Wasilla, Alaska. The email is, uh, difficult to follow. But the central claim is this: Sarah Palin doesn't even put that...

McCain-Spears 2008

Hey, it's still Friday, so here's some of that "fun" you people don't like so much. Walnuts! has a running mate, and she's also a has-been burnout.

Hillary Clinton Is Greatest Politician Since Pericles

Here's yet another profile from another New York magazine that we read due to boredom, although this magazine is literally called New York. This story is about your favorite recluse, Hillary Clinton, and the last days of her campaign....