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Posts Tagged ‘what a jerk’

Spitzer’s Whore-Using Alias Actually His Friend’s Name

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

Ooohhhh Brrrnnggg Brrnnnnggg yip yip yip yip yipWasn’t Eliot Spitzer supposed to be smart? No, he’s a moron. And also a creep. When he needed an “alias” for his whoring, he just used the name of his real-life close friend and supporter, George Fox. The real George Fox “has known Governor Spitzer for more than 20 years and has been a supporter during the Governor’s various political campaigns.” It wasn’t enough to shame his wife and family — Creepy Eliot needed to humiliate his friends and supporters, too. MORE »