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In case you haven’t been to a website recently, famous Australian actor Heath Ledger died Tuesday. Sucks to be him. As you may remember, Ledger played a homosexual, mute cowboy in the film Brokeback Mountain, which was groundbreaking because it depicted gay sex for the first time in world history. It seems that this *fictional* role, in which the *fictional* gay cowboy *fictionally* questioned God, has led a radical Baptist church in Kansas to protest his memorial service, which is not *fictional*. Politician Mike Huckabee is also a radical Baptist, so we’ll run with this.

According to Shirley Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, the congregation plans to protest this human being’s funeral because of his pixelated, fictional musing on sexual ambiguity:

You cannot live in defiance of God. He (Ledger) got on that big screen with a big, fat message: God is a liar and it’s OK to be gay … Heath Ledger is now in Hell, and has begun serving his eternal sentence there.

Wait wait! Hear her out, she’s cool, she’s cool:

God hates fags… The wrath of God has been revealed before the eyes of this nation with the death of Heath Ledger. … This nation worships the dead almost as much as they worship their filthy sex acts. America is doomed.

Finally, someone speaks the truth; no more of this liberal do-goodery to pat our heathen heads. Heath Ledger’s tragic death in real life only highlights the *fictional* sins of his *fictional* acting choices and the *fictional* ass-fucking involved therein.

Kansas Baptist Church Intends to Picket Heath Ledger’s Funeral Because He Played Gay Character [Fox News]