Ha Ha, Hillary Is A Republican
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
Here is a map someone at Daily Kos made, and it’s not even terrifying. OK, it is obviously terrifying in several ways. It is color-coded by votes in each county — blue for Barry, red for Hillary, green for that white guy who was running like 90 years ago. Florida, appropriately, looks like a barfy member. [Daily Kos]
Here is a map someone at Daily Kos made, and it’s not even terrifying. OK, it is obviously terrifying in several ways. It is color-coded by votes in each county — blue for Barry, red for Hillary, green for that white guy who was running like 90 years ago. Florida, appropriately, looks like a barfy member. [Daily Kos]









Hillary Clinton, that elitist former president and Ivy League feminazi, has “found her voice” with these old gals in West Virginia. Preach it, Hilz! Only black people are angry/poor, and you know what they’re doing, with the hip-hop/Ivy League vote! [AP Photo]
Obama is campaigning in West Virginia, where he will lose by 80 points because he is black, and he is wearing a flag pin. Still a terrorist! [
Here is Our Hillary in a Denny’s or something in West Virginia, talking with some old gal about why gender should always be chosen over race. Lookin’ at you, Ms. Fake Woman, in the back. [Getty Photo]
LET US DESCEND: A new Rasmussen poll has Hillary up 56% to 27% in West Virginia, which holds its primary next Tuesday. Aside from all the obvious reasons why the next week will suck, this should be pretty funny: if Hillary’s pretending to be slack-jawed Cletus from The Simpsons to win Indiana’s votes, in what hilarious ways will she pander to West Virginia? [
Suck it, McCain! The Reverend Mike Huckabee just won the caucus in West Virginia, we think. Here’s an exclusive report from “Scott D,” our Wonkette Operative in WV: “McCain voters pushed him over 50% in the 2nd round of voting.” What does it mean? Also, Ron Paul was Eliminated. [
It took almost a week, but They found a weird Democrat deviant for everyone to worry about! Only problem: he’s a State Senator from West Virginia (the guy on the right). And all he’s done is traipse around naked, covered in body paint, with a bunch of other men in a hotel room. Which is way funnier than Foley’s crime, and decidedly less creepy. As a State Senator from West Virginia, he should be commended for enjoying comparatively normal sexual kinks. Here’s another hilarious picture of him: